Les Grosses Têtes: FAKE NEWS - Vendredi 1er septembre 2023

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RTL, six big heads, five big news.

And on the phone, to play with us,

we greet Nicolas, who calls us from the Rhone's mouths.

Hello Nicolas.

Yes, hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

How are you, Nicolas?

I'm calling you from the Rhone's mouths,

it's not quite enough.

Ah, yes.

Ah, the Rhone's mouths.

I'm disappointed.

I'm disappointed.

I'm disappointed.

I'm disappointed.

I'm disappointed.

I'm disappointed.

I'm disappointed.

I'm disappointed.

Nicolas, do you have a snorkel?

No.

I don't.

Ah!

Well, there's no one of you, Monsieur.

So goodbye, Monsieur.

He's going to be there soon.

Who are you?

How are you?

Wait, wait, wait.

We just slipped at the last moment to another Nicolas,

so you're Nicolas Maturin de Bourges?

And it's me.

Nicolas.

Ah, there you go.

Nicolas, can you hide another one?

Like a bear.

What are you doing there in Bourges, Nicolas?

I'm the project manager in the pharmacy.

Oh, really?

Yeah, on the top of your head, you're orange.

That's serious.

Maybe, thanks to the big statue, Nicolas, if you can share the real info among the fake news,

maybe go to a hotel.

Relay, Château, 5 stars, not here in Chalons, in Champagne, even if there are very good hotels.

Very beautiful, very good hotel.

Yes, we are at the hotel.

The Hotel Pasteur, it's better than last year.

We had to be very good last year because we are better than last year.

I thought you said, we come back but never in this hotel.

Ah well, that's why.

They made it.

The hotel on the 4th floor.

Because there, frankly, the hotel is charming.

Magnificent.

The owner, Pasteur.

The Hotel Pasteur.

Yes, super.

You are still there, Nicolas?

Yes, I'm here.

Ah, push yourself a little bit, you don't hear me.

So we will send you to the Hotel Relay, Château, 5 stars, not here in Lille, in Lallagune.

It's one of our favorite partners.

It's at Saint Cyprien, go see Lallagune.com at Hotel Lille.

You will have the right to the restaurant, the spa, the private beach.

In short, a beautiful escape for you.

Nicolas, condition, eliminate the fake news and keep the real info.

We start with Michel Bernier.

So be careful, don't suffer, because most of the information we will give to Nicolas

obviously concerns Chalon in Champagne.

So, it's after visiting a Champagne de Bouchon factory in Chalon,

that Nidalgo has decided to create his own Bouchons in Paris.

That's the first information.

Sebastian Tohaine.

According to legend, Bernadette Soubirous has made it into a cave of Chalon in Champagne.

And there, Benoit appeared.

Valérie Méré.

I believe in her.

She's beautiful.

Valérie.

Chalon in Champagne doesn't only organize the second biggest factory in France,

the city also organizes the Chalon de Lotto and the Chalon du Marial every year.

Jean-Marie Bigard.

So in 1988, ladies and gentlemen,

I came out with a 45 turns, which meant I didn't need anyone to put on a Fergusson mask.

It was also the party of the tractors, and I sang it.

I didn't recognize anyone to put on a Fergusson mask.

At 40 turns, you say.

At 40 turns.

Valérie Treveiler.

Listen well, Nicolas.

At the entrance of the Chalon factory, we can find a statue of Karine Le Marchand.

And there's even a statue where we can eat it with pistachios.

Pistachios, great to finish.

Florampani will be present at the Chalon farm tomorrow, and he will sing his larger tubes.

My freedom to treat.

There, where I will drink it.

I love to ride.

If you want to marry me, know this.

And why not?

The new tubes of Florampani at the Chalon farm.

Who said the truth among the six information you heard, Nicolas?

I would say no.

No, yes.

Bono appeared, but not in Bernadette Subiru's cave.

And your big names too?

Your big, big names.

And we eliminate.

But Florampani, on the other hand, I said it, it will be there.

On a concert Saturday, so tomorrow evening, Saturday 2 September, at 20.30.

And then there will also be after Kenji Jirak, Michel Jonas, who will do the plan.

We see him do the plan regularly.

Yes, that's true.

Louis Bertignac, Jennifer, Gims, Danjou, Mika also comes on Saturday.

What time is it?

There is a schedule.

Patrick Sébastien, Sunday, September 10.

And Clôture is on September 11 with Gilbert Montagnier.

The schedule.

There is only one signature.

And tonight, it's different singers who will be on stage.

The stage where we are, there will be Vita, Grégoire, Marine Aquet, who will also be our guest.

Marine Aquet, I want it.

She will sing there earlier in our show.

And also Christophe Villem.

Oh no, not him!

They have the budget anyway.

We love Christophe.

And Chilou, I love this young report.

And know, in any case, if you buy a place for the foie, you obviously have a free ticket

and an investment for the concert.

Nice schedule this year again.

But I come back to you, Nicolas.

So you eliminated Mr. Beaugrand.

Who else eliminated you?

Michel Bernier.

Michel Bernier.

Michel Bernier.

You eliminated Toen.

You remain Biggar, Mares and Traveille.

And I would like to eliminate both Valérie and keep Jean-Marie.

Jean-Marie, did you take out a 40 cent tour?

Exactly.

And it makes a carnage.

I remember.

And of course.

I remember.

I ride more than 12.

I'm gray by the end of the bush.

I don't recognize anyone else.

I'm pretty fat.

He's going to take a ride on your tractor.

And what was the phase B, Jean-Marie, then?

I was telling a joke.

Oh yes, yes, yes.

A good joke.

It was funny, by the way.

It's the joke of the...

No, no, no, no, no, we're not telling it.

What was it?

It was the joke of the guy who wants to go back to Los Angeles.

And then?

Well, he's coming.

He's a candidate, you see.

We explain to him that there are three events.

First, you have to drink 20 litres of beer in less than an hour.

You have to kill a wild bear with a knife between the two eyes.

And then you have to rape an old centenary covered with giant guns.

Stop, it's disgusting.

And so Guy would say, come on, and the guy goes.

He goes to the shops.

It's shops of one litre of beer.

And he digs the first, the second, the third.

My old man, 57 minutes and 50 seconds.

He's at the last shop.

He goes out through the ears, all the way around.

And then he comes to finish the shop.

He digs in the grange, where there's a bear,

he hears a terrible loud bang in the grange.

And an hour and a half later, he goes out.

And he says, come on, where's the old one?

I put a knife between the two eyes.

Are you still there, Nicolas?

Yes, quite a bit.

Are you okay, Nicolas?

Yes, I'm fine.

I'm telling you, Nicolas, you're going to be fine.

You're going to leave.

Oh, yes.

You're going to leave.

You're going to leave.

You're going to leave.

You're going to leave.

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