Les Grosses Têtes: FAKE NEWS - Mardi 19 septembre 2023

At Domino's, we're so obsessed with pizza, we'll try to turn pretty much anything into

pizza.

Sizzling pizza fajitas?

Pizza milkshake.

Probably not the best pizza ideas, but a great idea?

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We bake our tots hot and crispy and load them up with melty cheese and delicious toppings,

just like our pizza.

From savory Philly cheesesteak to craveable cheddar bacon and mouth-watering melty three

cheese, Domino's Loaded Tots are just like Domino's Pizza.

Only on tots!

Can someone turn a fan on in here?

All right, Domino's Loaded Tots, next time you order.

RTL, six big heads, five big meals.

Marion is on the phone.

She wants to play with the big heads.

Hello, Marion.

Yes, hello.

Hello to the audience.

Hello to the big heads.

I'm going to cheer you on.

Yes.

What are you doing, Marion, in your life?

I'm a teacher.

Teacher?

Teacher of what?

Of what?

Deco-gestion.

Deco-gestion.

It's funny, because we're always forced to say the words to our viewers.

Why not say directly teacher of what?

Because it's very good that it's a mother of shit in that case.

And how long have you been a teacher, Marion?

Two years.

Two years.

Deco-gestion to Orlie.

And you hope, thanks RTL, to go on Weekend, proposed by Weekendesk.fr, the specialist

of online courses.

And we chose for you, Marion, Ex-Leban, the urban spa hotel of Ex-Leban.

Magnificent.

Three stars.

In eco-gestion.

With a heated pool at Mame Sonor.

All you have to do to spend two or three wonderful days going to see on Weekendesk.fr,

you will find out more, Marion.

And you could go with your ex.

To find out more, by the way, it's better to listen to the big heads, because the big heads

give you information.

Sometimes false, sometimes true, that's all the problem.

And to have five false, one true should find out.

Marion, let's go.

We start with Laurent Bafi.

Visit King Charles III and Queen Camilla.

While the king will support with the president of the republic, the queen will surrender

under the German tunnel.

She will place a flower garb at the foot of the pilot, in sign of gratitude.

Ariel Wiesmann.

Charles III and Emmanuel Macron will descend tomorrow, the Champs-Élysées, surrounded by

156 horses of the republican guard.

It's Anne Hidalgo herself who will challenge behind to pick up all the crotins.

Philippe de Luc.

Arcelements scolaires.

The rectorates announced yesterday at the press that they had decided to take real sanctions

in case of Arcelements who turn to drama.

The student who made me hungry these days will now have to copy 200 times.

I don't have to kill myself when my little comrades beat me up.

Jérémy Ferraris.

Dominique Messeneard confirmed it yesterday.

It's Muriel Romain who had to play Bernard Tapie in the Netflix series.

She didn't have the role.

Pierre Palma had to play the biopic of Alain Prost and he didn't have it either.

Yann Folli.

Visit du Roi Charles III in France.

A prestigious dinner planned on Friday night with a table of 62 meters.

No moves on the table but 1200 watt lamps.

Without talking about 3,000 watt plafondiers, coupled with 6,000 watt lamps

that will remain lit before, during and after the dinner.

All this in order to make the royal couple notice that it's upside down here.

Et Rachai Khan to finish.

Visit de Charles III in France.

The king planned to go to Bordeaux but not to the restaurant Tinchin Whitebar

and his famous botulism stars.

So who said the truth?

Marion.

So here I will proceed by elimination.

It's better.

It's better.

Philippe Geluc.

Me sometimes in Murrectorat he would never do that.

Yeah.

Not this way anyway.

It's true.

There is still a big problem with the administration.

Manifestment.

It would be necessary to make administrative couriers a little more humane.

But not only in national education.

By the way.

The Champs-Élysées with Anne-Yves Dalgo.

So no, it's true that the mother of Paris will not massage the crotin herself

after the knights of the Republican Guard.

But never say the mother of Paris.

Then.

Jérémy Chérarie, you were horrible as usual.

Yes, horrible Ferrari.

Then.

Then Laurent Bachy, the same.

You eliminated the two mothers of the man.

So there are the two women left.

The two big women.

Liane Folier, Rachel Kan.

Is it a woman, Liane?

Well, I would say maybe Rachel Kan anyway.

Well, yes.

What she said was absolutely exact, Rachel.

Indeed, Charles III had planned to go to Bordeaux.

And he will not go.

There will be Rothschild, Chine, Weinbach.

He is now famous for his sardines and botulism.

Bravo!

That was the right answer, Marion.

Yes.

It is an impression that we do not do so much when the King of the Belges comes to us, Mr. Gluck.

And there, for Charles, we remove the avenues so that the ears pass.

No, but it's true.

Yes, but you know.

Not a little jealous of the royal court of England.

No, because at home we are much more humble, we are more discreet.

Look at me, I speak a little of what I do.

I want, there is a certain restraint in the Belgian.

Yes.

There was the pipi gate, it's you there, no?

What is the pipi gate?

Well, you did not talk about it.

So we discovered on surveillance cameras, there is the Minister of Justice who had won a party for his birthday.

And we discovered that there were his guests and maybe himself who had slipped on the truck of the gendarmes that were there for the safety of all.

In the middle of the night.

It still lacks humor.

It's the beer, it's the beer, it's the cause of the beer.

Yes, he could not do otherwise.

But it's not a crazy delicacy.

But even in Belgium, I think the king is not, he is not, it's not ...

I do not have the impression, in any case, when I see Belgium, it's a kind of sacred icon.

It seems to be enough ...

Oh, he says there.

Yes, there you go.

No, but he is a little ...

No, but I'm telling you, he is accessible.

He is accessible, he trains in the bars until more than an hour.

No, but hey, that's just ...

Yes, but you feel a little ...

I do not even know how he is called and your name?

Oh, he has a very nice name, his name is Philippe.

Yes, Philippe.

You, Marion, in any case, you are going to see the king of the bars.

It's the urban hotel, the spa where we invite you.

The time of a weekend, you are ...

Next, Jean Le Poul, a good boy.

We are always there, Marion.

So disappointed.

Already with the wines.

Hello?

Hello?

Marion!

Why did you hook up, Marion?

I do not know, I thought you were not talking anymore.

So listen ...

And the quality?

No, no, it's ...

Now you have hooked up, I'm talking to you more, that's for sure!

Come on, okay, we offer you this trip anyway, we hug you, Marion.

The eye of Philippe Cavriviere.

Eric Dupont was left for your credit.

Yes, so you talked about 250,000 euros of damage in the court.

At the beginning, I was afraid, I said to myself, shit!

He stole his watch, it's okay, it's not true!

He sold everything, he has nothing left, this man has nothing left.

This man is in the woods.

The eye of Philippe Cavriviere, it's every morning at 7.55 on RTL.

This season, Philippe Cavriviere is also at 8.30.

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