Les Grosses Têtes: FAKE NEWS - Lundi 4 septembre 2023

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RTL, 6 big heads, 5 fake news.

Alain is at Neuviler, Badon-Villay.

Oh, I don't know if I pronounce this place right, Morte-Moselle.

Hello Alain.

Yes, hello Laurent.

How do I say it then?

Neuviler.

Neuviler, Badon-Villay.

Neuviler, Badon-Villay.

There you go.

That's how it's written.

That's where I'm going to get the mushrooms.

That's not true.

Of course.

You know Neuviler, Badon-Villay?

Of course.

There are mushrooms in Neuviler.

Yes, I've been playing them recently.

And what are you giving to the mushrooms then?

Vagabond, you see.

Vagabond.

What are you doing Alain?

You're killing the mushrooms.

I'm a road driver.

Road driver.

And you may want to, in any case,

leave for a week on vacation in a Bellembra club

thanks to my big heads.

Especially thanks to the one who will tell you the truth

because it's this big head

that you'll have to snitch among the fake news.

Be careful, there are 50 Bellembra club vacancies.

You can choose the one you want on bellembra.fr.

It's a value of 2,000 euros

at the sea, at the countryside, at the mountain.

Bellembra for the Bellembra.

Oh, what a good game.

It's the slogan of the club, you know.

The most beautiful language in the world.

It's in half-pension.

You can go to the sea, to the countryside

or to the mountain in family

because it's a season for four people.

Alain, is that good?

Ah, that's very good.

Alain, listen to the big heads of my big friends.

There is a real sun.

Let's start with Mr. Berléon.

Oh well, of course.

So, Bérangère Couillard.

Oh yes.

She's a minister.

The Minister of Discrimination

has trouble making a name for himself or the government.

Rather than changing the ministry,

she has made a request for change of name.

Ah, now that.

Go back to school.

No problem with Abaya.

On the other hand, a student we asked

if he was going to have good grades this year

answered Insha'Allah and immediately was fired.

Christophe Beaugrand.

Marriage of Hugo Frey, 94 years old.

Michel Drucker has not been invited.

Too young.

Isabel Emergo.

Vendance in Champagne.

That's hard.

Never the grapes have been so gigantic.

Roselyne Bachelot.

Elizabeth Bourne, Prime Minister and famous vaper

having announced the prohibition of puf,

the electronic cigarette I table,

a plate has just been placed on the front end of my tignon.

Do what I say, not what I smoke.

Philippe Clonel.

So go back to school again.

12 million students go back to school.

200 in Abaya according to France Insoumise

and 8 million according to the extreme right.

Who said the truth among all these information?

It's pretty simple, normally.

Oh, yes.

I think Az, no.

Az, no.

Like that, by principle.

But indeed, you're right.

There are no students who were fired

because he said Insha'Allah.

No, then.

Not yet, not yet.

The Marge of Hugo Frey, your opinion is true?

Yes, not Hugo Frey, not anymore.

He's really married.

He's really married.

He was married, yes, but...

But Michel Drucker is not too young.

That's it.

And then he was invited.

Surely.

Surely.

There was Renaud, in any case.

There was Renaud, Jean-Luc Reichmann.

That's amazing.

But there was Isabel Merthaud,

I didn't hear the end so well.

Ah, Isabel can repeat it if you want.

Yes.

Vendance in shantyne.

Never were the grapes so gigantic.

Are you sure it was never?

Yes, it was.

It was.

It was you who...

When you passed your exams, it was crazy.

In my opinion, she didn't have any mention.

It was you who read your girls.

So, I...

Oh, shit.

But she didn't erase it, I told her.

So, Vendance in shantyne.

Never were the grapes so gigantic.

In fact, the yeison had been.

Yes, it was, but we think it was summer, the summer word.

We can't get out of it.

Yes, that's why it's better in summer.

That's right, there's no doubt.

So, you want to hear someone, eliminate someone,

or go directly to the answer?

I think it's Isabel Merthaud.

Who would have said the truth?

Yes.

Well, yes, of course, Isabel.

And yes, yes, yes.

Are you known as a big grape?

Never a grape would have reached as much as 220 grams.

The grape...

It's big, I don't know.

Yes, it's big.

Normally, it's around 175 grams.

It was the record before.

And then, suddenly, the Champagne Committee announced

that it was the record grapes

that the Champagne grapes this year.

And to some people, in the field, it's to weigh the yeisens.

The caressés.

There are guys who come to see if there is a record.

Well, at school, I often tell them,

the nurses don't give you the grape regularly.

Absolutely.

Yes.

It's very pleasant, by the way.

There is nothing to do but make a good creed.

I spend my time in the infirmary.

But it's true that the ladies...

But I had a grape grape, me.

But it seems that they don't need that anymore.

They don't need it anymore, but nobody gives you the grapes?

No, it's dangerous now.

Only if you have a good myth.

No, but in principle, you have to check that the peaches are down.

The grapes are down.

But are you sure that it was...

You have to check if they are down.

What?

Oh.

Oh.

But you also made the cutie.

The balls, you were talking about the balls.

The balls, man.

You can't know, we refused the peaches.

Well, anyway, you won.

You go to a beautiful club in the arm.

She has a good one.

A good one.

It makes you laugh.

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