Les Grosses Têtes: FAKE NEWS - Lundi 25 septembre 2023

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RTL, six big heads, five big news.

Romain has been on the phone since...

Jérône, hello Romain.

Hello the guests, hello the public.

Hello Romain.

He said hello to Francis for the party.

And in their bathroom, the people who listen, shout out, hello Romain.

Hello Romain, what are you doing in Romain's life?

I'm a restaurateur, I have a small shop, Treter.

A small shop, Treter, what is it called?

The small dishes, he makes two dishes there and several dishes according to the inspiration.

Oh, it's a gourmet counter?

Well dear Romain, I have a good news for you.

Since it's a very nice trip that is in game, you may go to Jordan.

And yes, it's not nothing.

Eight days in Jordan with the person of your choice.

After a flight to Amman, you will be welcomed by French guides

who will obviously follow you during the whole circuit.

Located in a complete pension, in four-star hotels.

You will discover Jordan thanks to our new sponsor,

new parents, Salin Holidays.

It's written, I already told you, but I still remember it.

S-A-L-A-U-N with a TREMA on the U.

But it's called Salin.

Salinholidays.com offers you a beautiful trip.

I imagine you will never go to Jordan, Romain.

Never, and I don't regret it, so it's great.

That's why you have to listen carefully.

You said that guides will follow you, but I hope they will precede him.

Because as he never was there, it will not affect us at all.

Romain, what matters is to listen carefully to my big heads.

Each of the big heads will give you an information.

One will be true, the others will be fake news.

Let's go, we start here.

Because you want to hurt Mr. Geluc, we start by you.

Yesterday, during his television intervention,

Emmanuel Macron revealed that Elisabeth Borne suffered,

like Antoine Dupont, from a zygomatic maxillosis fracture.

Those who would explain that she will never smile.

Yann Moax.

The demonstration against police violence,

which took place Saturday in Paris, has degenerated.

The police will therefore protest next Saturday

against the violence made by the police.

The calendar of next Saturday is not yet fixed.

Gérard Junio.

Following the planned release this week of the Woody Allen films of Luc Besson,

Sandrine Rousseau decided to replace his pâté card with a tofu card.

Florian Gazan.

Visit Dupont to Marseille.

Le Souvre-im-Pontyf has paid tribute to migrants

and has proposed that we register them directly

in the Marseillais circle.

Ariel Dombal.

So Romain, with several millions of views on X,

X Twitter, the most watched ping-pong game

is now the one between Rennes Camilla and Brigitte Macron.

And Madame Valéry Treveiler, to finish.

Sénatorial election.

The right and the center keep the majority.

Gérard Larcher will therefore keep his post as president of the Senate,

but the head of the canteen has therefore decided to resign.

So Romain, who said the truth?

On his information, there is one truth.

Do you want me to exit directly, or do you want me to make a statement?

Listen, if you do your valise for the Jordanian,

go and hide directly, and you remind us when you come back then.

Well, the good answer was Madame Dombal.

Why? What did Ariel say?

The part of ping-pong between Rennes Camilla and Brigitte Macron.

Bravo, that's good!

Bravo, Romain!

And yes, we all saw these images,

and it's a hit on social networks.

They are not very good, neither one nor the other.

It's not very long, in part.

No, it wasn't that bad.

Brigitte, engage, and the other, she puts it in the wire, excuse me.

No, no, there was still a change of ball, it was really not that bad.

No, but I, the son of my chauffeur, and the champion...

No, but he is champion.

Jeunesse de France.

It's not that bad.

And I remind you, gentlemen, that they are still in high heels.

Yes, in fact, we're going to put you on heels.

No, no, it wasn't that bad.

Wait, it interests me, the son of your chauffeur...

Yes, yes, the champion, junior, champion, junior.

Champion, junior.

Yes, ping-pong, ping-pong.

It goes so fast that we don't even see the ball passing.

But they are strong, and they are strong, the Filipins.

I like to put the champion on the floor.

I'm the anchor, I'm the anchor, I'm the anchor.

And me, Laurent, the new driver of the metro train that I took this morning,

is Bobby Foote.

Is he a champion, Jeunesse?

The rest of the information was false, of course,

even if it's true that there is a movie by Woody Allen,

which will be released on Wednesday next,

and a movie that was shot in France with, among other things,

Melville Poupaud, Valérie Le Mercier, Lou Delage,

a movie by Luc Besson, Doug Mann,

which will also be released, that is,

that the feminists will have to do on Wednesday.

That's for the cinema, the visit of the Pope in Marseille,

especially since he gave tribute to the migrants,

but nothing to do with the circle of the Marseillais nagers.

As for Gérard Larchet, it's true that he is,

he is probably re-elected by the president of the Sena,

since the Sena remains, majorly, for the Republicans,

and so he seems, I don't know if you saw the paper in Liberation on Saturday,

but he seems to be the congelator of the Sena,

and full of gibbiers because he hunts, you know, Gérard Larchet.

He brings back his gibbier in the chest,

he or the father of the kid who plays ping-pong.

But it's mostly from the gibbier to the plume, to the plume.

No, but after, he hunts, and he makes... how do you say it?

Deterinates.

Deterinates.

Deterinates.

And that's it, dobes, exactly.

He makes dobes, pockets,

and he has fun for weeks and weeks.

But the Sena is a giant congelator?

That's true, you're right.

No, but to allow me, Laurent, it's not a canteen in the Sena,

it's one of the best restaurants in Paris.

Really?

Yes, it's a very good table.

You've already been there?

Yes, I have already been there.

Have you seen the frigidaires?

No, because at the time...

Well, we're going for that.

At the time, first of all, I wasn't going to the kitchen,

but above all, it wasn't Larchet.

Ah, that's it.

In any case, in the frigidaires,

it would surprise me that there are still sangliers, if not...

Romain, what matters to you is that you go to Jordan, of course.

Yes, that's great.

Romain?

Romain?

Romain, it's a lot, it's incredible.

Yes, yes, yes, I needed the count, it's perfect.

In any case, well done, you're leaving in Jordan.

Good job!

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