Les Grosses Têtes: FAKE NEWS - Lundi 18 septembre 2023

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RTL, six big heads, five thick mules.

And it's Carla who's going to play with us.

Oh, how is he going, kid?

He's almost in prison.

While he doesn't deserve it, there's not one thing about him.

He's clean.

Hello, Carla.

Hello, Laurent.

Are you doing a little song?

By the way, Carla, because it's Zonka, your family name.

That's good.

That's good, yeah.

You're in LISER, Carla.

Yes, quite a lot.

On Nicolas Vermel, what am I saying?

That is to say...

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, they're doing what they want.

Nivella Vermel, what's that?

Well, it's a community, a reserve.

Ah, very good.

What do you do in life, Carla?

I'm the head of a group in the pharmaceutical industry.

Oh, very good.

You even know Bachelot, then.

And you like him?

Oh, he's already known.

Well, they can't hurt the healthcare staff.

Carla, thanks to the big head, you might want to leave.

That's all I want to tell you.

Make a wonderful circuit around the world.

That's what you have to say.

Salah Holidays, who will organize this big circuit.

It's a parent that we haven't had for a long time.

And this great parent, this great sponsor,

will take you on a trip for a week.

In the Alps.

No, a malt, in full-time pension.

Ah, it's a nice malt.

A whole program of visits and excursions,

organized by Salah Holidays.

You will go to the meeting of the best

of this magnificent island of the peasants,

between Sicily and Tunisia.

And it's the opposite of Sweden, too.

No, but precise, because it's always interesting.

And...

And in Vol d'Oiseau, we're at two o'clock.

Yeah, go ahead.

Well, the valley, you say something.

The valley to the capital.

Well, there, exactly.

You'll have fun at the bazaars.

You will visit the city of silence,

the Medina, the old capital of malt.

It's mandatory.

It's mandatory to visit everything.

Yes, well, all that in a week.

There, we turned the account of Montecate.

In a week, anyway.

And there's a long decathlon that's not expensive.

Not that one.

Go ahead, I'm going.

That one with two gods.

No, but it's good to know.

You can spend one day in Gozo.

So Gozo, it's the island that is...

We'll say the island Jumel de Malt,

a 25-minute boat trip, but less known than Malt.

It's a whole excursion that will be organized by...

It's really cool, as you can see.

Well, yes, Salah.

So Salah, it's written...

I'll tell you, anyway, S-A-L-A-U-N.

If you want to go on the Internet

to find out a little more,

you type S-A-L-A-U-N, it's called Salah.

Salaholidays.com.

That's it, you know everything.

Because there, well, almost everything.

Because now, we're going to give you six information.

One will be true.

You have to download the five fake news.

So start with Mr. Azz.

Accidents during the repetitions of the visit of the Pope in Marseille.

The Pontif sovereign went to the Vélodrome state

to repeat the Mass that he celebrated next Saturday.

Unfortunately, the Pope François

arrived in the middle of rugby at the World Cup.

And he was violently beaten by a player of more than 110 kilos.

Always in the coma, his dad's prognosis is engaged.

Christophe Barbier.

Disappearance of the painter and sculptor Fernando Botero at the age of 91.

He is the boss of regimes like GM

that will sponsor the obsessions.

Jeremy Ferrari.

Disappearance of Emile.

The rector has just sent a letter

saying to keep parents for the absence repeated of the child

since the return to school of the last seven months.

Oh, it's not true.

Arielle Dombal.

To answer to Sandrine Rousseau,

who screamed at the end of humanity,

no, Fabien, you will not win with a stick.

Fabien Rousseau has asked to take a photo

in front of a stand of Merguez-Vegan.

Roselyne Bachelot.

Elizabeth Bourne authorizes the service stations

to sell the carburants at a loss

to compensate for the price of the mentos

to which it will be multiplied by three.

And it's nice to have one to finish.

Charles III and his wife visiting France

from Wednesday.

The orders are mobilized to ensure their safety

during their stay for two or three days.

A photo of Stéphane Bern

has been distributed to all the policemen

to prevent them from jumping on them at any time.

So what is the truth, Carla?

So we're going to start by eliminating

Asse with the accident of the Pope.

The Pope, yes.

No, the Pope does not repeat himself

at the Vélodrome stadium,

even if there is an event at the end of March

this week, we have to say it well.

Then...

Then we're going to eliminate the history of the small tenile

because it's a bit too horrible.

Yes, especially the rectorat

who would have been horrible to do that,

but since it's happening at the moment,

we can see that the administration

can do anything.

That's what we obviously wanted to say

through this bad joke.

Then...

Then, Véline and Sebastian Tohén.

Mr. Tohén and Charles III.

Yes, it's true that Charles III and his wife

arrive at home this week.

Good luck, they're not going to Marseille.

Because otherwise, really, there would have been a world...

Good luck.

But still, the Pope and the King

the same week at home.

Oh yes.

Where is the Republican Guard?

The Republican Guard.

Did they invite the big heads?

They invited them mysteriously.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

And if we have to say again, we have to say

we have to say Ligonese, so here.

What a week!

What a week!

What else?

So then, I'm going to eliminate the fake news of Roselyne.

So Roselyne Bachelot, yes, in the Manteaus,

I'm going to tell you again that it may be possible to arrive

because you have to...

And here, we would earn more money than...

It would be good if the station services

surfaced elsewhere, if indeed they were going to lose.

Then...

And so, I'm going to eliminate Mr. Barbis in the last minute.

Okay, with Comjem, who will not sponsor

Botero, even if obviously his sculptures

are famous for their grandeur,

you are left with...

Ariel with Sandrine Rousseau.

Well, yes, that was it, indeed.

Bravo!

Indeed.

Fabien Roussel asked for it in front of this

vegan merguez stand.

After, by the way, Sandrine Rousseau,

who she had also asked for it,

but she was eating a vegan merguez,

Sandrine Rousseau,

she would have just given up, she started to cry.

We have the sound, by the way, I think,

but it's really her who's talking.

No!

No, Fabien!

You will not win with a steak!

They are ridiculous.

What is a camera, Sandrine Rousseau?

I swear it's not.

I swear it's not.

No, Fabien!

No, no, no.

You will not win with a steak!

But who's talking?

Fabien Roussel.

But no.

But yes.

But it's super funny,

it's necessary that he never goes to the comedy club.

We can listen once, anyway.

No!

No!

No, Fabien!

You will not win with a steak!

It's not fair.

Can we look like Jingle?

As soon as someone speaks of meat in the show,

you send it to me.

So once again, please, we don't let you down.

No, we don't let you down.

No, Fabien!

You will not win with a steak!

We had sentences in great political speeches.

Of course.

Antricy, Jean Moulin.

Antricy, Jean Moulin.

Ijbina, a Berliner.

Live the free Quebec.

France has lost a battle, not lost the war.

And now it's no!

You will not win with a steak!

Well, you go to Mike, in any case.

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Eric Dupont has been arrested for your crime.

Yes.

So you talked about 250,000 euros of damages

in the court.

At the beginning, I was scared.

I said to myself, shit!

He has stolen his watch!

It's not true!

He sold everything!

He has nothing left!

This man has nothing left!

This man is in the woods!

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