Les Grosses Têtes: FAKE NEWS - Jeudi 26 octobre 2023

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With three people of your choice, you can have fun in one of the 16 European theme parks.

There are a hundred attractions.

There are 13 great eights.

You're going to vomit, it's amazing.

It's a four-star hotel waiting for all the four of you.

A four-star hotel, breakfast, buffet.

Obviously free access to all the attractions.

For you, a magnificent perspective.

Magali, of course, you know how to know the news.

What do you do as a businessman?

I'm in professional recovery to become a maternal assistant.

A maternal assistant.

Anyway, you have six infos, five fake news, and one real one.

We're starting with Isabelle Merkel.

That's the question.

The actor and four sister, Dwayne Johnson,

that we could see in Givenchy.

Welcome to the jungle.

I'm going to chant the statue of the Grévin Museum because it was too white.

You see, you just arrived, Isabelle. Roselyne Bachelot.

After the dangerous anti-rumors,

the medical surveillance agency denounces the inefficacy of the suppositories

against the bad aliens.

Adil Rami.

So, the president of the federation of the top ugly models

has just taken an exam to make it look like a bomb.

That's cute.

Now.

Perfect tattoo and homemade on the forehead.

Brigitte Bourguignon is going to do his return to the government.

Agustine Galliana.

The former piquard, giant of surgelation and difficulty,

is in a relationship with the GIEC

because of climate change.

We see a fountain of strawberry ice cream, vanilla and chocolate here from 1830.

And Christophe Bogrand to finish.

We're going to talk about Astérix,

released today from a new album by Astérix and Obélix.

The bad guy of the adventure is called Paterorix

and he looks like Jean-Luc Mélenchon, the leader of the Insoubix.

So, you've heard about Magalix Gilardix,

since it's your name.

Magalix Gilardix, who gave the good news.

I think it's Isabelle Margot for the statue of Dwayne Johnson.

Absolutely.

Bravo.

I'm sorry.

You thought we didn't make it black enough.

It's not black enough.

I saw the photos and it's very clear.

It's a myth, but it's very, very white.

Who has a grey statue here?

Mr. Adile Ramic, did you have your grey statue?

No, I'd like to do that and I'd like to be part of the next Astérix.

Ah, that's possible.

We'll do it once we have big heads.

What would you call me?

Adile Ramic.

Adile Ramic.

Yes, Adile Ramic.

And you, Agoustine, do you have your grey statue?

Not yet.

Not yet, that means it's not.

I hope so.

And you?

No, no, no one else.

And Maime Bachelon?

Ariel Dombal, ah, her statue is beautiful.

Ah yes, it's a bow at the entrance.

Fondue.

Yes.

No, but a world champion could have had her statue.

A world champion who played, yes.

Yes, because...

So, it's true that it's the question I was going to ask.

Stop saying that the world champions, you were on the bench.

Did you play at some point or not?

Of course I played, I always played.

But you didn't see any match from the French team?

You didn't support the French team?

Yes, but you didn't play.

Did you support the French team?

Of course, you were on the edge to applaud.

So tell me, four days of the French team who played, the final?

A lot!

It depends.

Did you stay sitting on a bench?

No, no, he had a real role during this World Cup.

What did he do then?

He was really...

It was the atmosphere of the World Cup.

Ah yes, it's the guy who was at the bottom.

Exactly.

We don't see it anymore.

But in a French team, there is no atmosphere, it doesn't exist.

I was part of a group of 23 players.

But you have already hit in a ball.

Yes, still.

What age are you in Belgium?

32.

No, I'm 38 soon.

Oh!

580.

But you wanted to be so bad!

We feel a little too much there.

No, she's happy because she realizes that she couldn't be her mother.

So she says to herself, I can go.

No, no.

It's cool there.

No, but you didn't do it.

Ah, you were back very, very early.

Yes, so that we continue.

No, but...

Why did he come here to help you?

You wanted to stop Laurent, there.

You put a lot on the side.

No, we give ourselves...

That's the question.

Did you put a lot on the side?

That's not your problem.

No, I'm serious.

Wait, he lived in Neuilly.

He wanted to suffer.

He only had...

He only had false promises.

You're still there, Magalie?

Yes.

Good these days,

close to Strasbourg.

Let's go back.

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