Les Grosses Têtes: FAKE NEWS - Jeudi 21 septembre 2023

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RTL, 6 big heads, 5 big news.

Mr. Melon is on the phone.

Hello.

You'll say hello to us, Mr. Melan.

Of course.

I love it.

I'd love to play with it.

Yes, Mr. Melan.

Oh yes.

Speciality.

Speciality in the office.

Speciality of Daniel Evno, of course.

You know the game, I imagine.

Ivan or Ivan?

Ivan.

Ivan.

Lauren, please, please.

Ah, in the studio.

Ah, okay.

Ah, yes, of course.

Ah, Mr. Apprile.

Melon.

There's too much agility with this name.

Ah, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

So, Steak or Steak, Ivan?

They're much better.

Your answers, Ivan.

We can't do all of them.

We'll see, we'll see.

What do you do in Ivan's life?

Well, I'm doing a little professional break.

It feels like a big show.

To take care of my days, I signed up for Monday

and I'm already leaving with you today.

Well, you see, what a lucky day.

You were listening to the big heads,

plus every day, now that you have time.

And you're going to leave thanks to us.

That's what I want you to do.

To Ex-les-Bains, a beautiful hotel you're waiting for.

There, the Urban Hotel Espace and Weekendesque.fr

which offers you these days to Ex-les-Bains.

Ex-les-Bains is obviously an opportunity

to do a lot of stuff,

near the Lake du Bourget,

near the mountains of Savoie,

from Haute Savoie,

Piscine Chauffée à Mame Sonnard.

You're going to be resourced in the middle of nature.

But what a chance.

Toilet in the room.

There are toilets in the room.

Yes, toilets in the room, I trust you.

And the idea.

The Urban Hotel Espace.

To Ex-les-Bains, you are already reserved.

Ivan, in the condition to find the good news

among the fake news,

we start right away by Mr. Vizorek.

So in order to compensate the lack of earning

from the loss of the carburants,

the total stations will now sell

the air to inflate the tires,

at 90 euros.

Max Boublil.

Emmanuel Macron touched the arm of King Charles III,

which is a crime of majesty.

The worst is when at the end of the meal,

a little drunk,

the president of the Gerard Larcher scene

wanted to play with Chabit.

Valérie Mérisse.

Royal diner and last night at Versailles.

The Boucher in the arena at Salma,

in the entrance,

did not have fun the Royal couple.

Caroline Diamant.

This official medamain,

on September 21, 2023,

will remain the day of the definitive disappearance

of the metro ticket.

Gérard Junio.

If we add Mommet VI,

Charles III

and Pope François I, François I,

we get 10.

And it can not be totally random,

to declare Carl Zéron.

Paul Alcarrat.

For Terminia, well no, he's not there.

Storian Gassan.

I'm going to make him as well.

Storian Gassan.

Gérard Parmanin was nervous

because of the many plans

launched by the government,

carbon plan,

harming plan,

immigration plan,

land plan.

He recalled that what the French wanted

first of all,

it was a fucking plan.

So Mr. Melon,

Ivan,

who said the truth,

so if we go back to Vizorec,

it was wrong.

So Vizorec, yes,

we're not going to sell the air yet.

Anyway, there are still

sometimes paying boxes of air.

In any case, Ivan,

we were right,

it's not Alex Vizorec

who was right,

total,

will not sell the air of the tires

90 euros.

Then?

Then, well,

like the archer,

the saboteur,

Célicolo,

but no.

No, we forget.

So Mr. Boublis said a nonsense.

Then?

Then it's a shame

that I'm like Runeau who made the score.

I would have rather seen

Bigard with the imitations of Gérard

on the disc there.

Yes, yes.

I didn't understand what you were saying, Ivan.

You're talking about Marc-Antoine Lebré?

No, that's fine.

Not bad, by the way.

It's complicated today.

Don't hesitate to have a discussion.

No, let him in a little bit.

It's good, but it's...

No, because it's true that

the reason Caroline Diamand

doesn't understand what Mr. Melon says

because he says Laurent Gérard

isn't here today,

but he's never in the big head,

Laurent Gérard.

No, I'm talking about Bigard.

Ah, yes, yes, come on, come on.

Yes, we don't really understand

what you were saying.

No, it's Melon, don't worry.

Exactly, we're talking about Gazan now.

He really liked it there.

The name of the record?

No, okay.

And then we'll say that the Bushas in the arena

didn't have the Tiquette Metro.

I wasn't aware of it,

but it was supposed to be done.

So I'm going to say that the good news

is the Tiquette Metro.

The disappearance of the Tiquette Metro,

indeed, is today, September 21, 2023.

We're talking about the real Tiquette Metro,

that one from the RATP, of course.

Yes, of course, the one from Carolin Diamant,

which is still present among us.

And I saw it, it's a record in Bargain.

No, it's an impasse.

It's an impasse, Navigro.

It's an impasse.

He was poisoned.

Ivan, in any case, well done.

It was there.

Yes, I'm happy.

Can I add a little thing?

Yes.

My son didn't believe me this morning

that I would go to the big head.

I'm going crazy when I listen.

So, Laurent Gérard,

can you listen to me?

I'm coming to the radio.

Well, here you go, Laurent 1.

He's going to be able to leave with you to Ex-Leban.

Maybe there's a madame Melon

who's going to leave especially with you, no?

Ah, well, no.

Seeing the jokes,

there's no madame Melon.

There's a madame, but look at her name.

Oh, shit.

She didn't want you to marry because of your name.

The story doesn't tell him.

And my daughter, you should have changed your name too.

But hey.

Oh, no.

It's useless in this demo.

But what are you saying?

It's not nice to have called her hat.

It's a shame.

But why don't you say it's a Spanish name?

It's crazy.

Melon.

Melon.

You have to assume.

It's very good.

You have to be proud of its origins.

Yes.

But what are the origins of the balloon?

Well...

Cavallon.

Cavallon.

Cavallon.

You just had to say,

melon of cavallon.

It's not a lot of origin.

It's a lot of origin.

You're leaving on vacation in Porto, otherwise?

Can it happen to you

that you can feel it behind you

to know if you're good?

And normally, you have to shake your ass too, Laurent.

Ah, we don't have much time left.

I think we did a good job.

Call us when you want, Ival.

Okay?

He suffered all his life.

Well, hello, ma'am.

RTL Matins.

L'œil de Philippe Cavrivière.

Eric Dupont was arrested for your crime.

Yes.

So, you talked about 250,000 euros of damages

in the court.

At the beginning, I was scared.

I said, shit.

He had his watch on him.

It's okay.

It's not true.

He sold everything.

He has nothing left.

This man has nothing left.

This man is in the woods.

L'œil de Philippe Cavrivière.

It's every morning at 7.55 on RTL.

This season, Philippe Cavrivière is also at 8.30.

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