Les Grosses Têtes: BLAGUE - L'histoire drôle du vendredi 27 octobre 2023

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This story of the woman who would absolutely like to have a child who looks like M. Pokora.

Don't you know that?

No?

No?

A woman would absolutely like to have a child who looks like M. Pokora.

And that's why she would like to sleep with M. Pokora, but she has no means to approach M. Pokora.

So what does she do? She passes a small announcement.

And she says, I would love to have a child who looks like M. Pokora.

If you look like M. Pokora, write to me.

And she leaves her phone.

She has a lot of numbers of people who call.

There's a guy who looks more convincing than the others.

And he says to her, I guarantee you 100%.

I can make you a child who looks like M. Pokora.

So she takes an appointment.

14 hours later, we go to her door.

The guy is at the door.

She opens the door.

She sees a guy coming.

He goes, listen, it's all except M. Pokora.

It's Peroni.

It's Jean-Jacques Peroni.

Shit.

There's a shock.

So she's gone?

So...

And the guy says to her, I don't know, maybe you're surprised.

But I guarantee you, I'm going to make you a baby who looks like M. Pokora.

So the girl leaves her phone.

And they fall in love.

9 months later, a baby is born.

And indeed, he looks like M. Pokora, but in an incredible way.

The boy is tattooed.

He's not tattooed.

He sings of Claude François.

He has white hair.

He has the costume of Robin Desbois.

It's M. Pokora, really.

And the girl doesn't come.

She says, how did he do it?

So she calls him.

And she says, listen, I thank you because you had the first child who looks like M. Pokora.

And it's true.

He looks like M. Pokora, but what is your secret?

And the guy says to her, listen, it's all simple.

I'm going to give you my secret.

My wife is a fan of M. Pokora.

In the living room, there is a giant poster of M. Pokora.

The clown is a photo of M. Pokora.

In the toilets, there are only magazines with M. Pokora.

In the car, there are the same posters of M. Pokora.

On the balcony, we have a statue of M. Pokora.

So you understand M. Pokora, I have a lot of balls.

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