Les Grosses Têtes: BLAGUE - L'histoire drôle du samedi 30 septembre 2023

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THE RELIGION

So it's the story of a guy who has a chicken raised.

One morning, he wakes up and there are 200 chickens that are dead.

So he's going to have a specialist, he does...

I have a problem, I have 200 chickens that are dead.

He says, but you put music in the evening for the chickens.

He says, no, we can put music.

He puts music, the next day he wakes up, there are 400 chickens that are dead.

He wants to have the guy who makes, I still have 400 chickens that are dead.

He says, but you put the light in the evening before going to sleep with the music.

He says, no, put the light in the evening before going to sleep with the music.

But the light, the music, he wakes up and there are 700 chickens.

And he says, I can do it for eight days.

We're going to do it.

For the person who could go up to 18 hours, it's the end of the season.

He says, I'm going to do it.

So he says, but I still have 700 chickens that are dead.

Did you tell them stories in the evening with the music and the light?

He says, no, tell stories in the evening.

He tells stories, the music, the light, he wakes up in the morning.

There are 1200 chickens.

He's going to have the guy.

He says, there are 1200 chickens that are dead.

He says, you still have ideas to help me?

The guy who makes me have a lot of ideas.

But you still have chickens.

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