Les Grosses Têtes: BLAGUE - L'histoire drôle du mardi 24 octobre 2023

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François Hollande.

Dean with the Queen of England.

Suddenly, in the middle of the meal, he turns to the Queen and says,

Your Majesty, you're pressing me.

You're always surrounded by intelligent people.

But how do you do that?

So the Queen responds, it's very simple.

I always keep her on alert.

I regularly do small tests to make sure that her intelligence is alive.

François, you're stupid.

Oh yeah? How do you do that?

It's very simple. I'm going to show you.

Her name is David Cameron.

Hello, David.

Hello, Your Majesty.

David, I have a small test of intelligence for you.

It's the child of your father and mother, but it's neither your brother nor your sister.

Who is it?

It's me, Your Majesty.

Bravo! That's right.

Thank you, David. See you next time.

Bye, Your Majesty. Bye.

Back to Paris, François decides to practice the technique of the Queen of England.

In his big office, he takes off his phone and calls his Royal Highness.

Hello, Sego, it's François.

Here's a small test of intelligence for you.

Okay, don't be afraid. Go ahead.

It's the child of your father and mother, but it's neither your brother nor your sister.

Who is it?

Wait a minute. I wasn't prepared for that.

I'll write it down, you leave me a few minutes to think and I'll call you back.

Okay? If you want, no problem.

Sego, you're so press.

So, call Valérie Traveller.

Hello, Valérie. It's Sego.

Sego!

Well, listen, let's put our different sides.

I have a question to ask you.

I don't know what's going on with François, but he just made me pass a test.

So, do you want to help me?

What's this test? Tell me the question.

It's the child of your father and mother, but it's neither your brother nor your sister.

Who is it?

You're really fat, it's me.

Okay, the insults, let's say.

Okay, listen, I'll write it down.

Thank you anyway.

She hangs up.

Sego is so pressed to remind her ex.

François, you can rest your enigma.

No problem.

It's the child of your father and mother, but it's neither your brother nor your sister.

Who is it?

It's Valérie Traveller!

Lost!

It's David Cameron!

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