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For that, he puts four glasses of land in four bottles.

The first glass in a glass of alcohol.

The second in a glass full of smoked cigarettes.

The third in a glass of sperm.

Finally, the last in a glass of clean water.

At the end of his drink, the cure gives the result of the experiment.

The glass in a glass of alcohol is dead.

The second in a glass full of smoked cigarettes is dead.

The third in a glass full of sperm is dead.

The last in a glass full of clean water is survived.

The cure then asks the assembly.

What instructions can we take from this demonstration?

We hear it.

We hear it.

We hear it.

We hear it.

We hear it.

We hear it.

We hear it.

A guy takes a helicopter in an auto stop with a cow.

Wait, I want to take you, but the cow, you have to go there.

Don't you worry about the dark, from the habit.

We reach it at the foot of the Atlantic and then it follows without difficulty.

They therefore attach the cow and here we go.

As the driver does not dare to go too fast, the helicopter tells him to go to the third and accelerate.

Then to the fourth.

They reach 100 km per hour.

At the end of the moment, the driver looks at his visor.

He says, I think your cow smells bad, she pulls the tongue.

On which side?

On the left.

Oh, it's nothing.

Accelerate.

She wants to double.

A little girl is making fun of the family album.

Suddenly she asks her mother,

Mom, who knows the good-for-nothing in Mayotte-Bain,

with terrible pictures next to you on the beach.

Well, it's your dad when I know him and for the shit of your melancholic.

Mom, it's my dad.

Well then, who is the big hot guy who lives in the house?

It's funny.

It's funny.

It's funny.

So a family is a car.

The son says to the father,

Hey dad, dad, dad, he crushes a chicken.

The father crushes the chicken.

The further the son says,

Hey dad, he's going to crush an old one.

The father crushes.

The family stops near a cliff.

The son says to the father,

Hey dad, dad, dad, push mom in the ditch.

He's going to laugh.

No, after that, there will be no more mother and you're going to cry.

But no, come on, push there.

The father pushes the mother.

The son starts to cry.

You see, I told you you were going to be sad.

Well no, it's because I haven't seen him turn around.

He's going.

It's beautiful.

Beautiful story.

To tell with feelings, with tact,

How could I wait for her?

It's a lady who just lost her husband.

She goes into a zoo to look for a company animal.

Hello, I just lost my husband, I'm looking for an animal.

I advise you the frog that loves it.

The frog that loves it.

The woman accepts to take the frog and goes home.

She gets dressed, puts the frog on her belly.

But the frog does nothing.

She comes back to the store and says to the gentleman that the frog has done nothing.

The gentleman asks him to follow him in the back of the shop

and asks the woman to get dressed.

He then takes the frog and tells him

Well, you stay here, it's the last time I show you how we do it.

So, a frog and a pigeon love to love each other.

Yes, that's true.

Well, they're looking for a church to celebrate their wedding.

But everywhere, the curators refused to bathe this abnormal union.

They're going to give up.

The death in the soul when in a small parish,

a wicker tells them

But yes, my children, I publish the ban and I'll marry you next Tuesday.

Oh, it's written together, the lovers.

What is this wonderful country where we have such wide ideas?

And the wicker answers them, the Colombian frog.

A farmer wants to take the train with his canard to go home.

But he has three hours to wait.

So he decides to go to the cinema,

but the wicker refuses to come in because of the canard.

So he slides it in his pants,

enters the cinema and looks at the scene calmly

after having taken out the animal's head so that it doesn't blow.

At the end of the projection,

he goes back.

He goes back to the canard's head in the pants.

And his neighbor tells him then,

Today I really want all the sizes, all the shapes.

But it's the first time I send one who eats my popcorn.

A 30-year-old man will see his doctor

and confide that he is very stressed

and that he is very bored with his work.

The doctor, very friendly,

answers him that he had already said the same problem

and that he asked his wife to make him a pipe twice a day.

And since then, he has no more stress.

He advises him to limit, to come back to see him a month later.

The man comes as planned,

the doctor asks him how it happened.

The man responds,

Well, listen doctor, it didn't work.

But let me tell you that you have a very nice house.

Little Nicholas will see his dad.

Dad!

Yes my dear, what is wealth?

The father closes his newspaper and takes a doctor's note.

My son, wealth is the champagne, the foie gras and the beautiful women.

The son thinks for a minute and adds,

And what is poverty?

Poverty is beer, saucisson and your mother.

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