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What are the pros and cons of being a surgeon?

Being a surgeon discusses their profession in a hospital rest area.

The first surgeon begins.

I like to have accounts on my operating table when you open them all numbered inside.

Oh! You should see the electricians and others.

Everything is coded in color, impossible to be mistaken.

I really think that the library is the best.

Everything is classified by alphabetical order inside.

Here's the third one.

The last surgeon takes the floor.

The easiest to operate are the bosses.

There's no heart, no brain, no neck,

and in addition, the head and the butt are interchanged.

So, a little experience is better than a speech.

A surgeon decides that a demonstration would give more weight on Sunday.

Good.

For that...

Don't worry, he's doing the same thing.

For that, he puts four earthworms in four bottles.

The first glass in a glass of alcohol.

The second in a glass full of cigarette smoke.

The third in a glass of sperm.

Finally, the last in a glass of clean water.

At the end of his sermon, the surgeon gives the results of the experiment.

The glass in a glass of alcohol is dead.

The second in a glass full of cigarette smoke is dead.

The third in a glass full of sperm is dead.

The last in a glass full of clean water is survived.

The surgeon then asks the assembly,

what instructions can we take from this demonstration?

We hear the voice of a little old lady at the bottom of the church,

while we drink, while we smoke, while we kiss, while we drink.

A guy takes a helicopter in an auto-stop,

accompanied by a cow.

Wait, I want to take you, but the cow, you have to go there.

Don't worry, we'll get used to it.

We'll reach it at the crossroads, then it follows.

Without difficulty at all.

So they reach the cow, and here we go.

As the driver doesn't dare to go too fast,

the helicopter tells him to go in third and accelerate,

then to go in fourth.

They reach 100 km per hour.

At the end of the moment, the driver looks at his supervisor.

He says, I think your cow smells bad, she pulls the tongue.

What side are you on?

Left.

Oh, it's nothing.

Accelerate, she wants to double it.

A little girl is making fun of the family album,

all of a sudden she asks her mother,

mom, who knows the good-for-nothing in Mayotte-Bain

with terrible pictures next to you on the beach.

Well, it's your dad, when I know him,

he answers the shit of your melancholic.

Mom, it's my dad.

So who's the big hot guy who lives in the house?

It's funny.

It's funny?

It's funny.

So a family is a car, the son says to the father,

and dad, dad, he crushes a chicken.

The father crushes the chicken.

The son says, and dad, he crushes the old one.

The father crushes.

The family stops near a cliff,

the son says to the father,

dad, dad, dad, push mom into the ditch,

they will laugh.

No, after, there will be no more mother,

and you will cry.

But no, come on, push there.

The father pushes the mother.

The son starts to cry.

You see, I told you you were going to be sad.

Well, no, it's because I haven't seen him fall asleep.

It's beautiful.

Beautiful story,

told with feelings, with tact,

as if you could wait for it.

It's a lady who just lost her husband.

She goes into a zoo to look for a companion animal.

Hello, I just lost my husband, I'm looking for an animal.

I advise you the frog that loves it.

The frog that loves it.

The woman accepts to take the frog and returns home.

She gets dressed, puts the frog on her belly,

but the frog does nothing.

She comes back to the store and tells the gentleman that the frog has done nothing.

The gentleman asks him to follow him in the back of the shop

and asks the woman to get dressed.

He then takes the frog and tells him,

well, you stay here, it's the last time I show you how we do it.

So, a frog and a pigeon love to love each other.

Yes, that's true.

Well, they were looking for a church to celebrate their wedding.

But everywhere, the curators refused to bathe this abnormal union.

They were going to give up.

The death in the soul, when in a small parish,

a wicker tells them,

but yes, my children, I'll publish the books and I'll marry you next Tuesday.

Oh, it's written together, the lovers.

What is this wonderful country where we have such wide ideas?

And the wicker answers them, the Colombian frog.

An farmer wants to take the train with his canard to go home,

but he has three hours to wait.

So he decides to go to the cinema,

but the wicker refuses to enter because of the canard.

So he slides it into his pants,

enters the cinema,

and looks quietly at the session,

after having taken out the animal's head so that it doesn't blow.

At the end of the projection,

he puts the canard's head back in the pants.

And his neighbor tells him,

I really want all the sizes, all the shapes,

but it's the first time I see someone who eats my popcorn.

A thirty-year-old man goes to see his doctor

and confuses that he is very stressed and that he is very bored with his work.

The doctor, very friendly,

responds that he had already said the same thing,

and that he asked his wife to do it twice a day,

and since then, he has no more stress.

He advises him to limit it and come back to see it a month later.

The man comes as planned and the doctor asks him,

how did it go?

The man responds,

well, listen doctor, it didn't work.

But let me tell you that you have a very nice house.

Little Nicholas goes to see his dad.

Dad?

Yes, my dear.

What is wealth?

The father closes his newspaper and takes a doctrine.

My son, wealth is the champagne, the foie gras,

and the beautiful women.

The son thinks for a minute and adds,

what is poverty?

Poverty is beer, saucisson and your mother.

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