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What's the most fun thing about it?

The only thing that's more fun is our boobly friend.

Yeah, it's like I'm doing a protein diet.

I do a lot of sports, I take care of myself, I do a lot of love, and that's all that happens.

You do a lot of love, so you've left your wife.

No, that's not true.

I do love, but I grow too.

Yeah.

Because you don't wake her up, she suffers.

Because you do love with diapers, Bernard.

You do love with inflatable dolls.

The last time he died suddenly, he left in the air.

And you, Marcela, what do you do during your holidays?

Nothing.

Nothing?

Nothing at all.

I avoid it.

Ah, you avoid it.

There's no editor who wants to do it.

Everybody can't be at Casterman.

Oh, but I just got a very good news.

And today the press is coming.

The album you're going to receive soon.

There's still a new album.

The 24th one, the one that was released.

But why do you still make more albums?

Because he needs money.

And you, Ariel, you weren't in Ukraine, as I could say.

No, I wasn't in Ukraine.

Well, I was in the beautiful Africa.

At the very end, I explain to people that...

Like the Belarusian.

No, but there is a place, which is the end of Africa, which is Tangier.

There, where the Mediterranean Sea meets the Atlantic.

The same place.

And my house is exactly at the joint.

And so, there's always a lot of wind.

It's called Morocco, too.

For the plows, not the little ones.

She forgot the name of the country.

No, there's a lot of water when you get there.

Be careful, Tangier.

But I did something extraordinary.

You made love with BHL.

It's extraordinary, Mr. Contidien.

No!

But no, but I mean...

There are a lot of people here.

No, but I did something.

And for me, it was really a great adventure.

I drank chamomile milk.

And of course, the same animal.

Well...

I hope you have an idea.

What do you mean?

And you're sure it was a female, you're sure?

It's a male.

No, but it's a male.

It's a male, I'm going to kill his bosses.

So, just talking about bosses, I said that I read chamomile milk,

but a chamomile, does it have a boss or two bosses?

One boss, two.

Well, the chamomile has two bosses.

Because chamomile...

And I drank...

And then, too much, he has three bosses.

And so, chamomile milk...

Yes, I hope so.

Yes, but no.

Because, precisely, he only had one boss.

So...

It was a dromedary.

So it was too much.

Maybe it was a female.

Maybe it was a Moroccan.

It was a Moroccan boss.

It was almost Mohamed.

No!

Stop it!

What a success, what a success this week.

There are only exes.

What did you do on your holidays, Mr. Tholme?

I had a sublime experience.

Oh, yes?

Do I tell you?

Yes!

I don't hear anything, do I tell you?

Yes!

Oh, there's an ambiance here.

Do you think it's on Skyrock?

No, but it's taken for real.

I was in my provincial domain,

which I bought with Vincent Bolloré's money, like everyone else.

There were my vines, my cannabis cans and all.

And I was in my family.

So it was summer, we drank rosé, we partied.

And I received Gerard Juniot, figure it out.

He came to eat.

You'll see a picture.

There you go!

But did he also partied?

Well, yes, yes, yes.

No, him, no.

But his wife, yes.

And he came with his wife, very nice.

Patricia, very pretty.

Her age, about 35 years old.

Very beautiful, it's rare.

It's rare for a woman.

It's rare for a woman, anyway.

Mr. Berry, in fact, something.

You're sitting next to him,

but I forgot, it hurts.

It's been three months that I haven't seen him, I forgot.

Can I trust myself?

It's the confidence of a man, it's very...

And so I'm telling you,

I received him because he's someone from the cinema,

so there was Tarama.

That's enough, he's going to work with you on Canal Plus, Mr. Juniot.

We have to be friends now.

So I had Tarama, there was cocaine,

we only talked about him, it was someone from the cinema.

An actor, you only have to talk about him, you have to do that.

So, and he was a little shocked, Juniot,

I'm talking about him because he's not there,

because with my wife, we are a little bit,

you know, we are naturists,

but not really, we are two miniaturists.

So for me, I have a little bath,

we only see one neck.

You see, it's cut in two.

It's interesting, that.

And it shocked, because he says,

yeah, people like that, people from the media,

oh, Berlin, we're not two miniaturists,

we only see one neck or not.

When you're in the bath, at home.

I don't know what he's talking about, I understand.

I don't understand.

It's good because the first quote,

and I'm going to ask you to find the author,

it's for Marine Ester who lives in Breuillet,

in Laissonne.

The first quote is,

if we can't do what we want with the others,

we just have to stay at home.

Jean-Yan?

No.

Pierre-Dac?

No.

Someone alive?

Who said Pierre-Dac?

Me.

Well, I should have said yes, because it's Pierre-Dac.

Oh, the answer.

Yes.

Oh, he's talking about it.

You finally met L'Amseur, Mr. Ryu.

Not at all.

Less than ever.

I'm completely out of it.

Less than ever.

Well, I don't understand this sentence.

Less than ever.

I don't even have the slightest contact,

I have nothing at all.

You did your best.

So, I'm very happy.

Oh, I'm happy, because I decided to finally live.

And I did, for the first time in my life,

three star restaurants in two months.

I tested it.

You know Michelin restaurants.

And it's crazy.

And I went to a star restaurant.

It was great.

We took a royal sausage with champagne.

And you wanted to have fun?

And who?

What are you saying?

Are you with your left hand?

No, me and my mom.

Is it worth it?

Oh my God!

It's not worth it.

It's not worth it.

It's not worth it.

It's not worth it.

It's not worth it.

It's not worth it.

My hand, my hand, my hand.

And what was extraordinary is that

two weeks later,

there was, at the same place,

there was François Hollande and Julie Gaillet.

And the restaurant,

they took pictures with François Hollande

and Julie Gaillet,

but nothing with me.

What a day!

And so, it's great, frankly.

It's crazy,

but star restaurants are a thing.

She was happy about your mom.

Really, the service is pretty good.

But what's your mom's age?

70 years since August 7.

Oh yeah?

10 years more than you.

It's like a pole!

It's like a pole!

Yes.

You should have said she could be her father.

My God, keep that to yourself.

Dad, are we going to a football match tonight?

Oh no.

Your mom is only 70 years old,

but how old are you?

45 years old.

45 years old.

She was 25 years old.

Oh, I told her.

I didn't calculate it.

I told her she was 15 years old.

Well, no.

She's 78 years old.

It's good to have a beautiful life

and then we got married.

I decided to go to a beautiful hotel in Brittany.

Oh yeah?

Always with your mom?

Yes.

Yes, she slept with her mom.

What an honor!

No, it's Deli.

It's Deli that contacts you.

Yes, yes, yes.

In the same room.

It's Deli in Brittany, but in the north.

I knew that Deli was separated.

Do you know that there is a problem in this anecdote?

But what do you want?

Are you going to be your dad or not?

Of course, of course.

But what is he doing?

It's not your dad.

He was with his sister.

What does your dad do in this case?

He takes photos.

He's at the retreat.

Yes, he's at the retreat.

He's at the retreat with your mom.

We listen to your mom, if you want.

Well, Mr. Ryouda, not your family stories,

but I'm still worried about your dad

that you're leaving

while you're going to the hotel

and the restaurant with your mom.

His birthday was in April,

so I did the same in April.

But why didn't you tell them at the same time?

Because they're no longer together.

Why don't you tell us?

I'm a very shy and distressed person.

I don't tell my mom.

Who are these people who are complaining to you, Mr. Jansen?

Well, they're people who complain to me

because they love me.

They all know each other.

They don't know each other.

You're with your clack now.

But in addition to people who come from far away,

these people follow me, they're from us,

but we're short.

That's not true.

I came here to see me.

It's hard to leave a very good memory.

You're crazy, Mr. Ryouda.

So you're from the Caledonians.

There's an open door operation in the Dengs.

Come on, but come from New Caledonia

to applaud us.

Well, you applaud us.

Yes, but it's because we were sitting together

in the bus to talk.

With the four of you there?

The two of you only, very well.

The two ladies.

The two ladies are heating up.

Well, it motivates you, Mr. Jancel.

And I'm so happy to come back.

I love coming back.

I like all my friends and all that.

Because the canikule has been hot,

it isolated me.

And the rhyme is not always rich.

I prefer this one.

I was so happy to see you.

Because last year, the last season,

we were together every day.

There were times when I was tired.

Yes, yes, yes.

And now I'm so happy to see you.

And now, and now.

And now, but I was so happy to see you again.

That's how it is.

I like the tripote, all that.

Well, that's it.

And not the carat, you don't call it the tripote,

the polo, look.

I'm happy.

But it's still big.

I think it's still big.

It's still big for the carat.

Before the summer,

because I can't wear it anymore.

It's not good, it's not you who's wearing it.

Who's wearing it?

It's Bernard.

Let me go, let me go, let me go.

Are you going to be in shape, Mr. Carat?

No.

What did you do on your holidays then?

Well, I was going to dedicate myself to camping.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh yeah, indeed.

Well, Jean-Féoncius also dedicated himself

to tent villages.

And you, Mr. Barbier then?

Well, I sold some merguez frites

in the campsite where Paul sold his book.

That sold a lot.

I had more of this.

Don't you have a look at selling

merguez frites, Mr. Barbier?

Oh well, you'll find it.

Oh no, Mr. Barbier.

You'll find a look at selling merguez.

Oh, you know, the looks, it doesn't mean anything.

We're going to go over, since we're talking about food,

a first quote that Mr. Mabille should like.

I'm here.

Who said it was for Madame Emé,

who lives in Ornus, in Belgium.

Who said, I saw two cannibals eating a clown.

There's one who said to the other,

you find it funny, you,

Jean-Yon.

No.

No, Francis Blanche.

Come on, you're close.

No, it's not Orn, it's not Orn.

No, it's not Francis Blanche.

Francis Blanche.

It's French, it's someone who...

No, it's not Pierre Loris,

but it's someone who made the big heads very regular.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Good answer.

Look.

No, we're good.

I can't hear anything.

I can't hear anything.

You're in trouble.

Stop it.

No, stop it.

You also have the right to do it,

for those who don't like it.

Yes.

Just...

Don't listen to the old people who want to be TF1.

I'm happy to be here.

I'm totally drunk.

We saw white from Menil.

That's true.

White, white, white, white.

White, white, white.

He was very...

I want to jump on everything that moves.

You have the impression that you're Gérald Darmanin.

Oh, shit.

I can tell you, I don't move.

Even you, boss, you're going to take it.

Come on, let's go!

Yes!

Well, there you go.

You can't do it any more.

That's true.

We enjoyed a delicious champagne.

The rain stops at the moment when Tohaine leaves.

It's a bit like Jesus.

It's a new miracle.

It doesn't work on water but without champagne.

Can we glue it up a bit?

First, the marble was replaced.

It was replaced by the champagne a few years ago.

Because it was Chalon-sur-Marne here before, I'll tell you.

Yes, Chalon-sur-Marne.

What's going on?

What's going on in this city?

I thought it was another city.

No, it's not.

It's the same.

Oh, I didn't know.

They just realized this miracle.

It was someone who suffered.

I didn't know.

It was the miracle of transforming the water of the marble into champagne.

But no, it's not.

Well done, Chalon-sur-Marne!

It's more beautiful.

Yes, it's more sexy.

And we're going to start.

It's the tradition for a first quote.

By the way, a quote from a native of Chalon-sur-Marne.

From Paris.

No.

A quote from a native of Chalon-sur-Marne.

At the time, it was still Chalon-sur-Marne who said,

It's better to take your desires for realities than to take your flip for a cup of coffee.

Oh!

There's someone who said that.

I said between Tohaine and Bigard.

Uh, Cabu?

No, Cabu.

You're right.

Cabu is born here too.

At Chalon-sur-Marne, or Chalon-sur-Marne, if you prefer.

But it's not Cabu.

It's an author.

An author, yes.

A humorist.

One of the greatest humorists who was born here and is regularly considered to the big head.

Pierre Dac.

Yes, so...

Thank you, sir.

It's Pierre Dac.

Good answer from Mr. Cappodon.

Pierre Dac.

He heard you here.

Thank you, sir.

I propose Pierre Dac.

Or Azar.

But sir, it's, frankly, it's a shame because you could have won.

I remind you, 100 euros.

And 100 euros, it's 3 months away from Chalon.

Are you really too stupid?

Yes.

You shouldn't suffer the answers.

Oh yes.

Because if...

If the big head doesn't find the answer, I remind you,

we'll come to the audience, ask for the answer,

and you'll be able to win 100 euros if you give it.

Yes, yes.

So don't give up.

But it was good.

Pierre Dac.

Good answer, sir.

Thank you.

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