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There was even a typhoon.

Extraordinary.

Well he didn't do much actually.

I don't know but hey I love you.

For once he understood.

You have to be not too funny.

Okay. Not too funny than singing at the bottom.

It's going to be hard except when I sleep.

Oh yes.

There she can talk.

Yes.

We should be here in 25 minutes.

Anyway Laurent.

Yes.

Boss.

Yes.

In the name of the whole team we wanted to congratulate you to go tonight.

Yes.

We looked at your appointment.

What a failure.

What a failure.

What a failure.

Wait.

And what did we laugh at?

You're doing the third one.

You're doing it right.

Yes.

The third one.

I'm doing it right.

So now tell me you're putting on a tie.

Yes.

A little bit at the back.

The open collar.

Yes.

The tie is a little bit at the back.

No no.

The open collar is very sexy like Michel Sardau.

You think so?

Like Michel Sardau.

Yes.

The open button is very sexy.

And you exaggerate.

You exaggerate a lot the style.

If I noticed.

Oh yes.

To give the word a little bit.

All the orchestral chefs.

Yes, that's it.

Here we have the lipo and we act with the styles.

It's the BFF's Karajan.

Do you know Tiintore and Francesca Antonietti?

Yes.

Yes.

I saw him in Forfoyard.

You're the one who does the ball there.

Yes.

Yes.

No no.

I've met him many times on a lot of shows.

In particular, don't touch my sport where we talked about football.

Yes, it's true.

He was very angry at us talking about Paris Saint-Germain.

Because it's a big fan of Paris Saint-Germain.

In any case, Francesca, you're welcome.

It may be your last show.

But I know that if it's like your PMP, except that people are a little more

used to it.

But it's the same.

It's just the social cases.

So don't worry.

You're going to be very comfortable.

It starts, in any case, with a first quote.

It will be a quote for Alexandra Fabre who lives in Bordeaux, who said

the box is easy, it's a blow to take.

Oh!

It's not a French.

It's a French, obviously.

A sportsman?

A sportsman, not especially.

A writer?

A humorist writer.

A writer, a writer.

A writer, a writer.

A writer, a writer.

A writer, a writer.

A writer, a writer.

A writer, a writer.

Oh no.

Pierre whites.

Pierre whites.

Well done, collective response!

Ah is it the Roiche Garlic Soil?

Indeed it exists.

It's still roast change, it is Way too bad.

No, no, no, it's in the 15th.

Ah, there's two Roche nichones.

It's theверnie, contexto countries.

So, Charcutier transfer.

We see that you're dressed up as Hani folklore.

So, what's your favourite dish?

Le Vépler, 12 escargots...

Wait, we have to say it to our audience who didn't know Paris well.

Le Vépler is a cliché armchair.

It's still an old armchair. It's not held by a group.

It's a fucking neighbourhood.

I thought you crossed.

I took 12 escargots, then a choucroute, and I took profit and roll.

No, it's not true.

Like other times.

No, it's not true, it's the truth.

I swear.

It's not true. I ate it.

I swear, I swear.

You have to make peace.

Oh, yeah, no, there's no coincidence.

Yes.

We don't become like that.

I took a choucroute without...

Without...

Without gluten.

No, with French sausages only.

Only 5 sausages.

No.

But you were going to ask him to make you a small bag for later.

No, he ate it all.

I don't have a dog.

But why?

He ate it all.

This morning, I'm happy.

That's it, I'm carrying 36.

It was 1 or 2 years ago, I had 38 and now my jeans are 36 this morning.

That's it, I'm going to cry.

Look at him.

You put my shirt down and really go down.

36 is really sure of the number.

Yes, you can look if you want.

Yes, but in American size.

No, no, I just don't know.

No, it's because he has the jeans of 5 cm each.

In Venice, it's always 8.

Fortunately, this evening, I have intellectuals with me.

A first quote to change a bit the tone of this show.

Thank you, Mr Bellamy.

You're going to be there to raise your voice with me.

And my friend Jacob too.

A first quote that you're going to like, by the way, Marcella.

It's for Francine Dupir who lives in the city, in the Somme,

who said,

the tango is a curious dance where two people seem to be looking for something that has fallen on the ground.

Am I right?

Astor Piazzolla?

No, not Astor Piazzolla.

In French?

In French.

In French, yes.

Decédé?

Decédé, habituelé.

No, not Jean-Yann.

Jacques Martin.

Good answer from Bernard Madille.

You said 20 years, maybe a little more, so how old were you?

No, no, 20 years, that's enough.

We're waiting for you.

No, stop being old all the time.

No, but if I'm at the age of 50, I'm almost the opposite.

He makes so many mistakes so that it doesn't happen.

How old were you, Stuart?

20 years.

20 years?

Yes, I was right.

Oh, well, it's a line, I have to say.

How do I get on the edge of saying Mr Bellas?

It's not always the case.

And sometimes the service,

the staff wants Jean-Pierre.

They're still beating me up for the SNCF.

The service he wants, I'm just saying.

It's true that the SNCF, it's flying up the sky.

That's true.

No, I'm not eating very well, you'll find.

No, I think that since Jean-Pierre left the service,

not the same.

It's a long way to go, that's for sure.

Yes, they left.

It wasn't good, but it was well served with Jean-Pierre.

No, but it's because you see, I'm old, it's not good.

Because at first, they were great chefs who make the cuisine for the show.

It's true, it's true.

Once I was invited, because I hate paying business, it's too expensive.

But once I was invited, honestly,

I thought you were better.

I thought you were better.

You would have been better in the toilets.

You had to be very nice with Jean-Pierre.

I never thought of that, Mr Jean-Saint.

But when you make love in front or behind you,

you say, sugar or salt?

Anyway, welcome, Juan Arboles.

We are happy.

So in addition, not only do I find you nice,

it's true that he is rather sexy, he is the sexiest.

He is the sexiest cook chef that we know.

Of course, in relation to...

No, don't give me that.

No, don't give me that.

You can say that.

In relation to many others who have more weight and less hair,

he is very good.

But in addition, I have already tried these recipes

because I have these books.

And it works.

You cook?

Yes, yes, sir.

He makes pasta.

No, he doesn't like pasta.

No, he cooks.

Of course, he has plenty of books of cooking.

He has books of cooking.

It means that he cooks.

It means that he has books of cooking.

No, no, he is my sex.

He is my sex.

He is my sex.

He is my domestic.

He says, you have to do that.

Domestic.

What was your sex, Laurent?

Mr Laurent, what do you want?

In the evening, I don't have any domestics.

He has slaves.

I don't have any.

Nuts.

It's not because he rams that they are slaves.

Mam Scarlet, what do you want to eat tonight?

I have a little appetite.

Anyway, I would like to talk about it

because I arrived a little earlier

with our new big head.

What a chance.

You don't pronounce your name well every day.

It's Arbelaise.

Yes.

Arbelaise.

This is the first time in radio, TV,

at any time that my name of family

is correctly pronounced.

Arbelaise.

Arbelaise.

It's beautiful.

I would like to call Madame Jean.

It's Arbelaise.

There is little chance.

So, wait a minute.

Arbelaise.

And then, Juan, are you going?

Well, there may be time to think about the first situation.

You can agree.

If you like it.

Yes, especially because there is still Philippe Claudel

who celebrated his 40 years of dating

with his wife yesterday.

Yes, yes.

But you know everything.

I arrive in advance.

So I listen to my comrades.

She welcomes.

She welcomes.

Even when you are late, you arrive in advance.

Yes, if I arrive in Arculon,

by the way, there are my daughters who enter first.

But 40 years, it's a lot.

Yes, isn't it?

Because, frankly, you don't celebrate them,

Mr. Claudel.

No, no, no.

40 years, you were very young.

With the same age.

21 years.

And you never have, no, never.

Never.

But look at him.

It's impressive.

Wait, but 40 years are ...

There is a footer.

It means that you were seen behind.

Oh no, but it doesn't mean 40 years.

But 40 years, it's easy for me.

Can you place a first quote?

No, but it's ...

And then the desire, it always works

at the same time.

It's good because the first quote

concerns the couple.

Mr. Claudel, you see.

Thank you Caroline.

You have, if I'm not mistaken,

introduced this quote.

For Jean-Marc Le Ménan who lives

brick-back in the mansion.

Be careful, I warn you, it's on the couple.

But it's a quote misogyny.

Because it dates a little ...

Yes, it dates at least 40 or 50 years.

Oh yes, what a beautiful time.

At that time, it didn't bother me.

We laughed a lot.

Maybe rather in the 50s.

You see, we're going to say ...

There, we laughed a lot less.

Who said why lose his time

to want to contradict his wife.

It's much easier to wait

than to exchange your life.

It's a lottery.

That's good.

Congratulations to Marceau.

It's funny.

But it's a drama, I know.

Tristan Bernin.

Fédonneau.

I'm Honnard.

Courteline.

No.

Janouille.

Janouille.

Janouille.

Janouille.

Janouille.

Janouille.

And you, Mr. Ryu,

you're afraid of death.

Why are you afraid of death?

Well, since a few years,

in fact, I was super sunny.

And since a few months,

time has passed.

But how can you put it

in a circle?

I swear, I swear.

I'm going through

a little bit of reflection.

It's not true.

I was always in the action

to think, to do, to do, to do.

And now, I'm starting

to get angry on my life.

What age are you?

45.

Are you kidding me?

I thought you were younger

than that.

That's true.

Yes, but because he has a very tender skin.

So there is absolutely no laugh

and he's younger.

There is an age where

you have to choose between

his head and his ass.

I never think of my ass.

I think you should have

ended up in a relationship

with Dari Boulboul.

Because there is...

I know that since...

But I like him a lot.

I'm sure he loves me.

Yes, but Dari Boulboul,

it's the truth.

Frankly, in the absolute,

yes, we could go out together.

But yes.

Because I like him a lot.

I find him very eager to laugh.

Why in the absolute,

but do it now.

Wait, let me do it.

You have to do it.

But not here.

We were still...

We were still in the script.

We were still screaming

on Instagram.

I find him very mollusque.

He must be comfortable and mollusque.

What do you mean?

And he is very eager to laugh.

What do you mean?

Written on Instagram.

Wait, I'll find him again.

So, frankly,

if you stay for dinner...

Well, whenever you want.

But you don't know anything.

If you don't want to laugh,

you will have to put it in the trash bin.

But we can't do it as a child.

So we will take a dog.

Why?

It would be...

Imagine a little bit.

In one of Paris Matches,

Boulboul Ryu,

the surprise couple.

We will say,

here in Paris,

it's not in the east.

I would say,

the courier of the centre-west.

The trigger.

The trigger.

The trigger.

Paris-Truth.

The joker and the conventator.

The joker and the pig.

He comes to make a report at our place.

So we will show the room.

We will show the pool.

We will show the living room.

It would be huge.

We have to fight.

And then we would go to 58-Inside.

It would be great.

Well, we will start by

talking quietly,

without talking to everyone.

If you want to be 58-Inside,

you shouldn't be a pre-coach ejaculator.

What is that?

And I am.

No!

In fact, the truth is that I am the opposite.

That is to say.

Well, it's better.

It's been a while.

Listen, we don't care.

Come on, you want me to tell you?

No, no.

We are not pressed.

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