Les Grosses Têtes: BEST OF - Le meilleur de la semaine du 16 au 20 octobre 2023

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I watched the match, Bernard.

Yes, because most of the players were at my house, Dosh.

Ah, yes.

So, yes.

I watched it.

There were Dosh rugbymen.

Ah, yes.

All of Galquittier, Dupont...

Yes, they're all over there.

Galquittier doesn't play, he's in training.

No, he was at Dosh, I knew Dosh.

You knew all of Dosh rugbymen, right?

At Dosh, yes.

Well, yes, yes, it's a little bit of Dosh.

Ah, yes, yes, yes.

Already, when you're in there, there's not much space left.

You have a long time left, is there?

A clothing store over there, which is after the life of Dosh.

Ah, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, la, la, la, la.

Oh, I don't regret going this far.

I've never heard something more funny for a very, very long time.

Thank you, Bernard.

No, but the theory...

I told myself, I told myself, who's going to do it first?

I let you do it.

Yes, yes, it's nice, thank you, like without me.

The reputation remains intact.

Well, the French...

No, but are they...

Well, here's the beauty of Dosh.

Well, are the Mimals going to be devourers?

They eat a lot?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Because we call them springboks,

which means the swarming antelope.

Yes, yes, the swarming animal.

Yes, yes, the swarming animal.

The swarming animal.

I'm from South Africa.

Not the French, it's South Africa.

Do you want to watch the match you're watching?

Well, no.

Oh.

What did you do last night?

So, can we know?

Well, I watched a new editing series,

and I, obviously, had to do it a long time in front of six o'clock.

Oh, was that true?

Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, it was the housepeak shot,

Oh, it's Gloreur!

It's Gloreur, yes. It's really good.

It's a remake!

Really, you say?

It's really good!

It's embarrassing!

It's embarrassing!

It's embarrassing!

It's embarrassing!

It's embarrassing!

It's embarrassing!

It's embarrassing!

In ten years, we'll have a right to shit!

It's really good, it's the first time you're embarrassing!

It's true, it's good!

But my princess didn't have the right to say the same thing!

She saw the war!

But what a delicacy of the French language!

But be careful, I love the French language!

The Spanish language!

It's a bit like our joconde, Caroline!

Yes, yes!

It's not the same frame size, right?

So, honestly, it's weird, what I'm going to say is weird.

I think I'm prettier than the joconde.

Oh, yes!

You're less green!

You're younger too!

But no, she's not very pretty!

The joconde?

Yes!

What do you think of the joconde and Caroline, by the way, on the same occasion?

It's difficult because the joconde is too well-known,

so people don't look at the details anymore.

They know it as the Vajkiri, it's very embarrassing!

Because in truth, as soon as we forget the joconde and we just see our hands,

look at the right hand of the joconde, not the smile on the right hand,

the fourth finger, we would say it moves.

It's just a fantastic painting.

But except that we look at everything and look at everything,

it's a picture in painting.

OK, so we're going to look at the...

And the Vajkiri is for Caroline?

And Caroline, by the way...

So if I have the fourth finger that moves, if I want...

It's very soft!

At least it's the 11th finger!

Wow!

Yes, welcome, Monsieur Dauduic!

It's great for me, I feel like I'm in Jurassic Park!

It's a very beautiful introduction!

Yes, it's beautiful!

What else do you have, Monsieur Roman Dauduic?

Well, I celebrated, but 25 years ago, two weeks ago!

Oh my God!

He's not that young!

Can you close your sweatshirt?

Because I would have liked to ask Monsieur Obalc

what he thought of the colors that you had...

They're beautiful, they're beautiful!

It's beautiful!

In any case, there is no black!

Wait, I'm trying to understand this ridiculous!

It's up to you!

Oh, it's not up to me!

Roman Dauduic!

Yes, what?

That laugh at me?

Yes!

Yes, it's a laugh that I'm on board!

I'm on board!

This month?

Well, I came here anyway to be insulted!

Anyway, I don't get it!

No!

No!

Little chuchou, don't worry!

Look, Michel Bernier!

I'll protect you!

You have all your aunties, all your mummies!

That's what's with you!

It's not Jurassic Park, it's a family meal!

That's it!

Michel Bernier is ready to take you between the two!

So!

I don't want him to be sick right away!

He's got a real laugh!

He's got a real laugh!

He's got a laugh of hate!

You have to let him have the time to love women!

Wow, wow, that means I'm at ease!

That laugh means I'm extremely at ease

and you're going to hear it a lot today!

I hope so!

Well, you know Michel!

Of course!

At the time, we only asked for a laugh, by the way, I think!

Yes!

That's where I discovered you for the first time!

You're killing me!

Yes!

And I'm not old enough!

They're like that, young people!

Kill yourself for a year!

I think they don't know you see it!

Sorry, they don't know you see it!

You're right!

We don't like to be killed like that!

No, I'm old enough, I'm always you!

We agree!

So, we're killing ourselves!

We're killing ourselves!

But we're in front of our audience,

loved by respect for the audience!

It would be the occasion to pass my song, right?

Okay!

I want to see you!

No, listen!

You see yourself!

You see yourself!

There's a lot of pain right now!

You see yourself!

You see yourself!

I suggest we kill ourselves!

Kill yourself, then!

By the way, do you have a sketch on a jihadist?

Yes, absolutely!

No, no, no, it's not me!

No, you're making a mistake!

There's a first quote!

Mr. Obal, can you give some advice to the young people?

Maybe you, who now have the experience

of two shows in Les Jambes,

what would you say to him?

What do you have to do here?

Be yourself!

We're in trouble!

I heard when I was young,

you were yourself, and so we said,

what am I myself?

And he said, let's go!

It's not terrible!

It's going well, it's going to live!

But no, we're going to...

Yes!

What do you want to say?

Nothing at the moment!

What?

No pain, no love, no...

My mother left on a trip,

so it's a problem too,

I'm all alone at home.

Yes.

Last night I did a show,

okay, there are a hundred people,

I go out of the show,

I'm all alone,

I eat a broth, all alone.

People never talk to you,

you're always known for when you talk to you,

but you're known for three minutes after the show,

why are you girls?

I like to talk to anyone,

so I see a woman,

I remember again,

I was in the elevator,

I see a woman,

I say, you're wrong about me.

The woman is terrified,

she says, but why are you talking to me?

You know,

I say,

because normally,

I'm much more human than that,

but it's just that

I took a little too many kilos,

that's all,

you can make an effort,

look at me differently,

the girl is completely disconcerted,

because I tell her,

I say, you know,

it's just to talk,

I tell you that.

What's on the screen?

Critique Dar.

What do you say?

Critique Dar is the one who does,

if you make a little effort,

you can see me thin,

it's just a little effort.

Critique Dar,

the one who makes me see

the big maker

and the beauty of the waves.

And that's it,

I tell you all that,

it's useless.

And all that,

it's the elevator!

How many tasks does it take?

Until the end,

after she says,

it sounded,

I say, the door opens,

it's not serious,

we can stay.

Can we go up again?

You really have to go up,

Tinder,

I really have to show you that,

it's important.

A first quote for M. Vasseur,

who lives in Turquoise,

who said,

to stop drinking,

you need a psychological trigger.

Me, I had one night,

I would get in the car

with a friend

and suddenly,

I told him,

watch out for the car in front of you!

And he answered me,

but you're the one who's driving.

Coluche?

No, not Coluche.

Martin?

No, one of our habits.

Jean-Yann?

Jean-Yann, good answer!

From Florian-Gazan.

It seems to me that I didn't say your name,

I said Professor Chiron.

That's true.

Yes, but you know,

it's my dad,

so everything is fine,

everything is fine.

At the same time,

he was called Jean-Yann Bernier.

Tell me your name,

tell me your name.

Michel Bernier.

Michel Bernier,

not Bernier,

it has nothing to do with the trucks.

And,

and you play in a piece of...

So, a piece of...

Oh, what is it called?

Uh...

Laurent Ruequier.

Ah, there it is!

If you had told me before.

Philippe Clonel wrote the books.

Yes, why are you asking that?

No, I don't know physically,

but I don't remember.

What did you read about Philippe Clonel?

I don't know anymore,

but I think it's good.

Obviously, the satin's underwear.

Of course!

Well, you haven't heard of it.

Romain Dauduig,

I'm sure, is very impressed

because he's a 25-year-old young man,

and I know that what he appreciates today

is to be in the same show

that Gérard Jr. I'm wrong.

No, indeed.

Yes, indeed.

It's always very impressive to meet him.

It's very impressive.

Yes, indeed.

Every morning, I look at him.

You didn't see him on the shoot.

No, he wasn't there on the shoot.

We weren't there the same day, but I...

There were two actors.

It's true that we play in the same film,

we didn't find the same day on the shoot.

Which film?

The Bronze and the Three.

The Bronze and the Three.

The Cobu, in the Cobu!

The last one, the Cobu, the Cobu V.

It's incredible, he's everywhere.

I see him everywhere,

in the gala, the things of the mood.

He's in the film that I filmed too.

And he's everywhere in Susseki.

And in which film is he with you?

He's in a show.

In the film of Ariane, isn't it you?

No.

Chantal!

You're confused.

Wait, what film are you talking about, Chantal?

I filmed a show at 7 for a month.

For TF1.

What's the name of this show?

The film of Ariane, which will be released soon.

Well, there's a young man,

and I was wondering if it was you.

No, not at all.

And I even said to myself,

you're everywhere,

and I was wondering if it was you.

But we met at Cannes.

We met at Cannes, exactly.

Chantal, she's not lucky,

because I try to invite her,

I make videos on YouTube

for all the people who know her.

And I try to invite her

in a YouTube video for a few months.

And every time I see her,

I tell her,

Chantal, you're not going to come in one of my videos?

Yes, yes, by seeing a text,

I send texts to her, she doesn't answer me.

And then she's not lucky

because we meet in all the gala,

all the first events, all the shoots.

And I say, I didn't answer you,

but I answer you that no, finally.

Yes, finally, that's it.

That's it.

It's a shame.

What are you going to do to Berk, your mother?

Well, I'm going to play my show in the north.

It's the first time in my life, I'm happy.

You haven't found out

when we see you, we make Berk.

What are you going to do to Berk?

Well, I'm going to marry my son.

It's my show, the Mamma Mia family.

Damn, I don't understand anything.

Me neither.

No one.

It's the song of the south.

That's why they come back several times,

but also because we don't take the first time.

You marry your son.

I marry my son.

But in the show, not really.

No, in the show.

In fact, I'm just an actress.

Maisy, it seems that in Berk,

there are only estropides.

Really?

Yes.

Well, listen, I don't care.

The scientists come to see me

whether there are estropides or not.

How do you do, there are only estropides?

Yes, it's very well known.

But the men are paying a lot for it.

No, I think what Ariel calls the estropides

is just the poor, in fact.

It's quite surprising to see Ariel Dombard

sitting next to Ziz.

But no, no, no, no, no.

We would say before and after.

It doesn't bother us.

You could do some advertising for As I like.

No.

There are several sizes.

There are several sizes.

It's true, they're both beautiful.

Yes, yes, it's two debates.

The Norwegian girl wanted me.

Chantal Latsuit arrived with a slight delay

of the

time.

But you are very, very pretty.

Yes, it's nice.

Yes, really.

The other day.

What's amazing is these eyes

that you have on each side now.

You need to turn your head.

Finally, she's going to talk in the microphone.

No, but it's true, I got it wrong.

It's the mouth or the eyes?

This summer, I went to the tournament in Toulon.

Yes.

So I took the plane.

I went to a house of retreat 2.

Yes.

You were going to leave?

Yes.

With Jean Reno,

and I was the youngest.

And I was dragged into the plane by a young man.

A man of a certain age,

but younger than me.

Tell me, tell me.

So I minodied a little bit.

You minodied?

Yes, we minodied a little bit.

Well, it depends on the physique of the man.

Well, the little one is a little younger than me.

And so I minodied a little bit, etc.

And I arrive at the airport.

I get out of the plane,

I arrive at the entrance.

And there was a panel,

and this assistant guy put house of retreat.

The title of the film.

A joke.

Yes, yes.

It's all over the place.

It's all over the place.

He left the line.

And the atmosphere on the film with Henry Coyle.

Oh, it's very funny.

Oh yes, Henry Coyle is...

Oh yes, yes, he loves it.

He's looking for good restaurants.

He doesn't have time to sing, to laugh.

He's very good.

There are others in the film.

And there are...

Because Jean Reno is a little younger than me,

for the moment.

Yes, he's a little younger.

He's a little younger.

Well, he's a lot younger.

It's not that all the others don't care.

No, but not in a house of retreat.

It's maybe not Jean Reno, it's Renové.

Daniel Prevot.

Daniel Prevot.

He has your age, he has your age.

Daniel Prevot.

And there is...

What is his name?

This woman that I love to refer to.

Lillian Revere.

Lillian Revere, who is in 10%.

Who is in 10%.

There is Amanda Lee.

But what do I say?

Amanda Lee.

Amanda Lee.

That's it.

We had a lot of fun.

It's very funny.

Maybe there is Kevin Adams too.

There is Kevin Adams.

Yes, even if it's the following.

I forgot the names.

It's the youngest one.

It's the youngest one.

But he has a very pretty role in the film.

Yes, he takes care of the old ones.

Yes, that's it.

And it's going to be very pretty and very funny.

And me, I make a colonel retreat in a wheelchair.

So I was very good, I didn't get up.

A colonel retreat.

A colonel woman.

A woman, yes.

That's it.

I like when you say that.

They have imagination.

They have imagination.

She repeats everything I say.

I'm making a joke.

I'm making a joke.

I'm making a joke.

I'm making a joke.

I'm making a joke.

I'm making a joke.

When does he come out?

When does he come out?

I don't know.

He will come out next.

Do you expect a César for the next ceremony?

I have nothing to do with it.

It's the misdemeanor.

It's pretty.

It's fantastic.

It's fantastic.

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