Les Grosses Têtes: ARCHIVE - La blague de Chantal Ladesou

RTL RTL 10/30/23 - Episode Page - 2m - PDF Transcript

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The archives of the big heads.

The day's black.

A mother brings her kid to the hospital for sick children.

Doctor, I don't know what he's got.

Since this morning, he doesn't stand a chance.

He's always falling.

Yesterday, he treated like a rabbit, and today, he's on sale.

The doctor examinees the kid,

he tries to hold him back,

and he doesn't do it anymore.

He scuffs him from all sides,

and in desperate need, he tells the mother,

I think he's paralyzed for life, madam.

The mother makes the weapon,

the doctor tries to console him, and he says,

we're going to send him to a child-care establishment.

You'll see him once a week.

Don't cry.

At this moment, a nurse enters the consultation room,

she's happy with the stage,

she looks at the word, but she asks,

why did you put your feet in the same pants?

You're a fool.

Yes, yes.

For once, you're right.

Yes, you're right.

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