Les Grosses Têtes: AH OUAIS ? - Pourquoi le couple Chirac aurait-il pu être une fable de Jean de La Fontaine ?
RTL 10/5/23 - Episode Page - 3m - PDF Transcript
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Hello, it's Laurent Rucier.
You know that Florian Gazan's friend
has his own podcast.
Ah yes! Thanks to this podcast,
you'll soon have incredible anecdotes
to share.
Hello, it's Florian Gazan.
In a minute, you'll know why
the Chirac couple could be
a favela of La Fontaine,
the helicopter and the turtle.
Ah yes?
The turtle is the one
that Jacques gave to Bernadette
for his mentor,
and his size too.
It was 40 cm smaller than him.
And the helicopter is the turtle
he had at Sciences Po when they met
in 1951, because he was
noisy, he moved in all directions
and attracted all eyes, including
Bernadette's one, but it was
the one who approached him.
By a competition of circumstances,
like Bernadette was very shy,
a friend advised him when the
conference master started giving
the topics to be exposed, to raise
his finger from the first and to take it,
a story like that to be revealed.
She did it, and Jacques Chirac,
he took it for the ass.
He boarded the library after the class
to offer him to create a group of work.
She ended up accepting and discovering
that we also nick the helicopter
because he embraces a lot of them.
He doesn't care about one, and it's her
who hits all the exposure.
He asks Bernadette to lend him
his copy to Dixit, to inspire him a little.
You speak, he pumps it
totally.
And he also has a better note
which is the beginning of a story
that will be concluded by a marriage in 1956
and will survive to everything.
Including the numerous infidelity of Jacques.
Bernadette, in love, closed her eyes
but she knew, and Jacques knew
that she knew, the proof when
we asked him one day what he was looking at
first at a woman, he answered
that he was looking at a woman,
that he was looking at me.
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Machine-generated transcript that may contain inaccuracies.
Cette fable aurait pu s'appeler "L'hélicoptère et la tortue" ; un titre provenant des leurs surnoms respectifs... Mais d'où viennent-ils ?
Les Grosses Têtes vous proposent de découvrir ou redécouvrir le podcast de Florian Gazan. Dans "Ah Ouais ?", Florian Gazan répond en une minute chrono à toutes les questions essentielles, existentielles, parfois complètement absurdes, qui vous traversent la tête. Un podcast RTL Originals.