Les Grosses Têtes: AH OUAIS ? - Pourquoi le couple Chirac aurait-il pu être une fable de Jean de La Fontaine ?

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Hello, it's Laurent Rucier.

You know that Florian Gazan's friend

has his own podcast.

Ah yes! Thanks to this podcast,

you'll soon have incredible anecdotes

to share.

Hello, it's Florian Gazan.

In a minute, you'll know why

the Chirac couple could be

a favela of La Fontaine,

the helicopter and the turtle.

Ah yes?

The turtle is the one

that Jacques gave to Bernadette

for his mentor,

and his size too.

It was 40 cm smaller than him.

And the helicopter is the turtle

he had at Sciences Po when they met

in 1951, because he was

noisy, he moved in all directions

and attracted all eyes, including

Bernadette's one, but it was

the one who approached him.

By a competition of circumstances,

like Bernadette was very shy,

a friend advised him when the

conference master started giving

the topics to be exposed, to raise

his finger from the first and to take it,

a story like that to be revealed.

She did it, and Jacques Chirac,

he took it for the ass.

He boarded the library after the class

to offer him to create a group of work.

She ended up accepting and discovering

that we also nick the helicopter

because he embraces a lot of them.

He doesn't care about one, and it's her

who hits all the exposure.

He asks Bernadette to lend him

his copy to Dixit, to inspire him a little.

You speak, he pumps it

totally.

And he also has a better note

which is the beginning of a story

that will be concluded by a marriage in 1956

and will survive to everything.

Including the numerous infidelity of Jacques.

Bernadette, in love, closed her eyes

but she knew, and Jacques knew

that she knew, the proof when

we asked him one day what he was looking at

first at a woman, he answered

that he was looking at a woman,

that he was looking at me.

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Machine-generated transcript that may contain inaccuracies.

Cette fable aurait pu s'appeler "L'hélicoptère et la tortue" ; un titre provenant des leurs surnoms respectifs... Mais d'où viennent-ils ?

Les Grosses Têtes vous proposent de découvrir ou redécouvrir le podcast de Florian Gazan. Dans "Ah Ouais ?", Florian Gazan répond en une minute chrono à toutes les questions essentielles, existentielles, parfois complètement absurdes, qui vous traversent la tête. Un podcast RTL Originals.