Todo Concostrina: Acontece que no es poco | Carlos II firma su testamento y la lía parda

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In La Ventana, it happens that it's not enough.

A personal story of the story, with snow with a caustrine, chain to be.

Hello snow, good afternoon.

Good afternoon, Carlos, how are you?

Come on, let's go to the mess.

You will remember that a few days ago, we told you that in La Ventana,

and the Oyantes too, I think,

the case of five Gallegos brothers who have been playing for 20 years for an inheritance.

An inheritance that does not belong to the other world.

I want to remind you that the most valuable piece is a finca of 5,000 euros or so.

But there is, friend, the inheritance and the testaments can load the devil.

And if above the testament of a king,

the litigies, the fights, the breaks, the disagreements,

they can even end in a war.

Today we remember the case of Carlos II,

who signed his testament on the same day as today, in 1700, and he left him.

On October 3rd, on October 3rd.

It is true that we are like this, we no longer know what day it is.

Remember that tomorrow you are going to Zaragoza, tomorrow you are going to Zaragoza.

Yes, indeed, today we are talking about Carlos II,

that one who was called El Echizado,

but who is a 9-year-old student, very smart of Murcia,

that I think you talked to the professor here, because he called him dumb.

And the one I call Pil Trafa,

usually, but let's see, as he has a very rancid fan club,

that you feel hurt, instead of Pil Trafa he sees him as a doll.

That's true, we can not discuss it.

Of course, of course, if he does not like Pil Trafa, come on,

because you, he is a doll, because he did not need a perigee.

He gave a disease and he had it.

With Carlos II we leave a little last year,

telling in two episodes how they made him believe that he was cursed,

and that for that reason he could not have children,

as were his two disastrous wedding, his marriages,

but today we go to his last month of life.

That October of 1700, this poor boy,

he was no longer holding his foot, he was only 38 years old.

For that reason, on October 3rd, he decided to sign his testament,

a testament of the one who was pending half-worldly, literally half-worldly,

and who began like this, in the name of the Holy Trinity,

Father, Son and Holy Spirit, three different people,

and a true single God, and of the Glorious Glorious.

Yes, yes, yes, Virgin Mary, Mother of the Son and the Eternal Word,

and Our Lady, and of all the saints of the Celestial Court,

I, Don Carlos for the Grace of God,

King of Castile, of Aragon's Lion, of the two Sicilians, of Jerusalem,

and blah, blah, blah, blah,

Archduke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, of Brabant, of Milan, of Athens,

no, blah, blah, blah,

Count of Flanders, of the Tyrol of Barcelona,

Lord of Vizcaya, and blah, blah, blah,

of course, being my successor to the Duke of Anjou,

Son, second of the Delphine,

and as such I call it the succession of all my kingdoms and dominions,

without exception of any part of them,

then it would be allied, the fat came out,

all for the Bourbon.

It turns out too tempting as to make a rip.

The fat came out for the Bourbon,

but remember the war is succession,

because it is what happened.

The real inheritance that the second Carlos left us

was a war that started to deteriorate

on the day it had passed,

which was when the Testament opened,

on November 1.

The only thing to do,

that after that was visited to die

on the day of the dead, on November 1.

How could war not get lost?

That is how you leave your neighbour

instead of your brother.

And although the Spanish Empire

was in decline because there was no

in that inheritance was going around the world, because even so, Carlos II had more

diseases than proper titles. How would this be, man? It was the second

testament that he signed because the beneficiary of the first had died.

Let's remember all this crap like that, on top of that, Carlos II belonged to the

dynasty of the Asburgos, when the physical deterioration of the king hit a

cellar, when the diseases attacked him on the four sides, it was clear that

there was no need to name the heir, since this chicken was a descendant of

the Austrians, Tataranieto, of Carlos V, for the logic that they made an austrian.

And it was decided that the heir of the Hispanic monarchy, and so, and so he was

reflected in the first testament, was José Fernando de Baviera. Problem, well,

because the boy, when he was designated, he was four years old, he endured until

six, and he did not meet the seven, he coughed and again the pupa without an heir.

There was something that I just understood, among the Austrians there would be more

possible candidates, it was a few, and without the need that they were so small, right?

Yes, yes, yes, to see all the dynasties procreate as rabbits to have enough

stock, that was not going to be a problem, and, man, according to the family calculations,

it was time for him to give the monarchy to the Archduke Carlos of Austria, who later

was the one who was litigating, and that is the name that one expected the king to

put in his second testament that he signed on October 3rd.

Others, however, wanted the king to hit a bullet to France, taking advantage of

the fact that the first candidate had died, because it turns out that because of those

crosses between the European crowns, it is true that there was a little

unbalanced adolescent, everything has been said, running through Versailles,

who had a pinch of Austrian blood. That boy, Felipe Danyou, a little more

quiet than here, was his nephew of Carlos II, the pupa, he was his own nephew,

but here he did not decide much less Carlos II, the truth is, this man was a

pelele, in the hands of those who caught him, and there were two yellow gloves to

get Carlos II to put in his second testament as heir of the entire Spanish Empire to

Austria or to the bourbon.

The game of throne is total, isn't it?

Totally, totally. That must be to see it, that moment of the court, it was a

playful business that was in play. If the king already considered it in the entire court,

all the diplomats and in all the crowns of Europe, a pelele, without will, when he was

younger, because more pelele was now that he could not even hold his feet.

Look, according to the secretary of the Pope's ambassador, look at what he said,

look with melancholy expression and a little astonished, if he does not walk, he cannot

stand up, as it is not supported against a wall, a table or some person. He is as weak

as a spirit, he is showing bulic, apathetic and insensitive, clumsy and indolent, and it seems

that he is dumb. He can do whatever he wants, because he lacks will.

Well, look at the results, the secretary of the Pope is not bad, look at the results,

it is clear that if there were two yellows there, the one of the bourbons, he pressed

more and better than the one of the Austrians, isn't it?

Yes, it is that, let's see, Louis XIV, the King Sol, the Frenchman, unfolded a press machine

and absolutely impressive disinformation and the most effective, it is that they did it

very well, very well. It was not just about convincing Carlos II himself to put the

name of the Bourbon in the Testament, it was that he had to get adeptes in the court

so that they could help in the prison, of course, at the same time that fakes were launched

to despise the Austrians, it was a work in two directions. The last year of the

life of the Pope, between which the first heir candidate of the First Testament died,

and the second was signed, that year was vertiginous, Madrid was a nest of vipers, the Bourbons

started a public campaign singing the excelences of the French-Burbon efficiency,

abhacilating the prestige that the court of the King Sol had in all of Europe, saying,

look, how good if you have a bourbon among yourselves, right? At the same time that they said

from the Austrians that they were some toskies, that they were some ruling altars that gathered

in contact with the people, that, well, you see, as if the repuy of Louis XIV would come out

much from Versailles to have some drinks, there with the plebeian, of course, there were

soborns, they also promised positions and duties in the court of Madrid to all those who

influenced so that the king would nominate the French candidate. But did the Austrians

react to all this? They did not react to the French campaign? They were very clumsy, they were very

clumsy. The Asurgo, from Austria, counterattacked in a clumsy way. First because they did not

enter their heads that the payment of Carlos II did not lead to an Austrian of pure race,

of his own and traditional dynasty installed in the Hispanic monarchy from the emperor Carlos V.

How was he going to choose a bourbon, a melifluo, such as Philippine, who was as soon as a

motorcycle as a depressed lost? That they could not understand that Carlos II gave the

Hispanic empire to France, in addition to a country that had humiliated Spain so much and that so many

territories had been taken away from him. The tyrantesses and intrigues in that cut the previous months

on October 3, 1700, with the king increasingly cascaded and some pulling over here and others

pulling over there, really, as God said, to see him. That was how to go, as in the good times of

those investment sessions that they were looking for, running, distributing

supplies or bribes, promising loads. I give you a sign in the state council for 9,000 euros a month that

you are going to see that you do not give a cent to the water. It was about adding support as it was,

in what would cost, because the one who took the cat to the water was made with a throne that

was very much in the territory and they did not repair the expenses by attracting support from the

great families and the great men. Cardenal Porto Carrero and Arzobisport de Toledo and Sevilla

have joined and supporting the French to Philippe d'Anjou, the duke of Medina Celi and Leganesi and the

Count of Monterrey, organizing to support the cause of the Archduke Carlos de Austria. There were two

sides to hold. Today, in that month, since the 3rd of October, until the 1st of November,

no one was transferred from the Gratia. Until where I know, I do not know until where the secret would be kept,

but then the surprise came on the day of the opening of the testament. The court was a

servant and as soon as he heard that the king had decided to nominate the French as the next

day he heard that the Austrian. In those 30 last days, life was full of speculations,

while the king, besides the poor, was going down by shoes. 200 depositions were told to him in

a few days. He did not eat, and as someone said, he only had skin left over the bones. They put him

in San Isiru and San Diego de Alcalávez's bed, they did something for him. The three were

so angry that they no longer differentiated themselves from each other. Here it happens to

put Reynar on a parrentella chaos victim, with the blood shot, that he was the

Pope does not matter to us, what does not matter to us is the war that we had between us and others.

I am eager to tell the story of the cats, but there is no time. It is a joke that there was a madridzi who

formed part of the fake news campaign against the Sausage players, but it was already

falling. Today, no, another day. There are always two teams, one has won and the other has won.

There are always two teams.

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